Jen: So there's a medication to ease his breathing that he needs to take every four hours or as needed through a nebulizer. Do you have a nebulizer?
Me: Uh... No. I don't happen to have one of those.
Jen (sounding surprised): You don't have a nebulizer?
Me (trying to be helpful): Toaster oven? Welding machine? Screw gun? Bread machine?
Jen: We'll see about getting you a nebulizer.