Me: Why is tonight a very special night?
That Cowboy: Ummm... Because you have your History of Architecture mid-term?
(I look exasperated.)
That Cowboy: Ummm... Because tomorrow we vote?
(I still look exasperated, but shoot a quick glance at the television.)
That Cowboy: Oh! Because we watch "Heroes"!
Me: That's. My. Man.!