Monday, March 29, 2004

It's Been Fun!

I hope you've all enjoyed Singletails as much as I've enjoyed posting. But Singletails may be going away.

How come?

Well, Nightingale has shaved his head and grown a soulpatch. He looks hotter than ever. Amazing. Like a professional wrestler. But, of course, he's still the sweet and wonderful man he always was.

So... y'know... sooner or later I'm just gonna break. He'll breeze by with a cheery 'Good morning, Dutch!' and I'll drop my orbital sander and then drop him. And surely there is serious time attached to the sexual assault and battery of a family man and good citizen like Nightingale.

*sigh*

My row to hoe.


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