Who is Vin Diesel? Where did he come from? Is he a wrestler? Is anyone outside of a cadre of gay men going to see that movie? Did the director convince him to show his naked butt? Has Gus Van Sant worn out his dialing finger trying to get a call through to him about a 'project' Vin might be interested in? If Vin's movie tanks, might he consider, as a desparation move, making a 'cop-buddy' movie, co-starring with Charles Nelson Reilly?