('Cause I gotta be at work at 6 am tomorrow morning.)
So the other day at Ho(t)me(n) Depot, I was helping my co-worker Debbie move a dryer next door in Appliances.
We got the dryer onto a dolly and then used these wide black nylon straps to secure the dryer to the dolly. I was tightening the straps and I commented off-handedly (or as off-handedly as I could), I have a set of these in my bedroom. It never occurred to me that they could be used for moving a dryer, but I guess they work pretty well for this, too."
Debbie totally got my meaning.