I've long entertained a fantasy to do a remake of The Dirty Dozen, but with a different cast...

James Coco Charles Nelson Riley Rip Taylor Paul Lynn Orson Beane David Nivens Sherman Helmsley Don Notts Jim Nabors Al Lewis (he was Grandpa Munster) Rene Aubergenois Ricky Martin

Tragically, my cast seems to be going to meet their maker one by one. I'm open to suggestions for replacements. I guess my casting philosophies are pretty evident.