Yo. My softball team, Ty's Ballbreakers, are #1 in our division (Upper Rainbow). We have--idunno--like 4 games in a row next Saturday to see if we can be #1 in the Rainbow League, thus gaining for ourselves the $700 grand prize, the enormous trophy, and the love of softball fans everywhere. The Yankees get a tickertape parade down Wall Street when they win. I wonder if we'll get a parade down Christopher Street?

Read all about it here. Oops. Or not. They haven't updated the web site with the playoff standings. So it still reads like we're #2 behind the Hellcats. We beat them on Saturday. That's how we won the playoffs.