Best AOL Exchange Ever!

This was fun. 'BaldBuiltStache' would be me. AOL Guy was... well... a guy I've been talking to on AOL.

AOL GUY: I like Welders
BaldBuiltStache: How many welders have you fucked?
AOL GUY: 2
BaldBuiltStache: No way.
AOL GUY: WAY
BaldBuiltStache: Where are you meeting these welders?
AOL GUY: One in Honolulu when I lived there
AOL GUY: and there other at the old Spike
BaldBuiltStache: You're keeping a record? What is up with that? How many pipe fitters have you fucked? How are welders in the sack?
AOL GUY: no pipe fitters
BaldBuiltStache: What do you have against pipe fitters?
AOL GUY: they are aggressive
BaldBuiltStache: And welders are pussycats?
AOL GUY: never met any pipe fitterss
AOL GUY: meant welders are aggressive
AOL GUY: cops
BaldBuiltStache: Gotcha.
AOL GUY: fireman
AOL GUY: priest
AOL GUY: waiter
AOL GUY: teacher
AOL GUY: students
AOL GUY: lots of hotel guys
BaldBuiltStache: Interesting...
VW dealer
Priest
Teacher
RE developer
supermarket manager
chef
several nurses

here's one: archaeologist! Ever fucked an archaeologist?
AOL GUY: yes.....
AOL GUY: NYU Prof on vacation in Hawaii
AOL GUY: then he moved there, when I moved here
BaldBuiltStache: trauma surgeon.
more massage therapists than I can count.
AOL GUY: sommlier
BaldBuiltStache: judge.
AOL GUY: retail counter guy at an office store
BaldBuiltStache: guy who works at home depot
AOL GUY: Pres of Warner Bros
AOL GUY: (studio div.)
AOL GUY: florist
BaldBuiltStache: LOL.
Member of writing team for "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.'
AOL GUY: writer of Hanna Barbera cartoons
AOL GUY: housekeeper
AOL GUY: Mechanic
BaldBuiltStache: Travel agent.
Network news producer
BaldBuiltStache: dry wall installer
AOL GUY: lighting guy for NBC
AOL GUY: UPS guy
BaldBuiltStache: Damn! Score!
AOL GUY: MANY flight attendents
AOL GUY: Alaska Airline Pilot
BaldBuiltStache: Meter reader.
Painter
Several artists. Love artists.
Springer spaniel breeder.
AOL GUY: Meter Reader from CT?
BaldBuiltStache: he might have been. maybe NJ.
AOL GUY: artist in his smelly studio
BaldBuiltStache: yeah yeah yeah.
Sculptor.
AOL GUY: A/C and heating guy
BaldBuiltStache: Barber.
BaldBuiltStache: member of the chorus for the Metropolitan Opera
AOL GUY: owner of a apt cleaning amd dog walking bus.
AOL GUY: Dentist
BaldBuiltStache: Lawyers, but I didn't find that out till after I went through with it.
AOL GUY: ewwh
AOL GUY: cheerleadingcoach
BaldBuiltStache: Rilly.
Bureaucrats.
Non profit executives.
AOL GUY: house Painter
BaldBuiltStache: Yeah, I've had one or two of them.
AOL GUY: with a penis that I could put my pinky in
BaldBuiltStache: stock broker
stock broker
bonds trader
stock broker
securities analyst
stock broker
bonds trader
stock broker
AOL GUY: all of the above scum
BaldBuiltStache: Personal trainer
Aerobics instructor
AOL GUY: baggage handler
BaldBuiltStache: Apt. building super
doorman
manager
BaldBuiltStache: gas station attendant.
BaldBuiltStache: nanny
AOL GUY: pharmacist
AOL GUY: working actor
BaldBuiltStache: guy who makes smoothies at a gym
BaldBuiltStache: I don't have a lot of tolerance for actors.
AOL GUY: hustler (not paid)
BaldBuiltStache: same here. although he denied he was a hustler.
bartender
AOL GUY: Security screener from airpor
BaldBuiltStache: Vidal Sassoon hair stylist.
AOL GUY: plastic surgeon
AOL GUY: pain specialist
AOL GUY: ER doc
AOL GUY: OB/GYN in the Army
BaldBuiltStache: go go boy.
BaldBuiltStache: Army, navy, marine. No air force.
AOL GUY: All, marine are all bottoms
BaldBuiltStache: totally. And law enforcement guys all want to wear panties.
AOL GUY: except the ones that appeared on Jepordy
BaldBuiltStache: I got one for you: serial killer. He was pretty sweet with me. Could have knocked me over with a feather when I saw his picture in the paper.
AOL GUY: ewwwwwh
BaldBuiltStache: He was great. He just wanted to be loved.
AOL GUY: awwww
AOL GUY: ewwwh
AOL GUY: Trucker drivers are the best
BaldBuiltStache: I haven't been able to make that work.
Security guard.
BaldBuiltStache: trapeze artist.
BaldBuiltStache: social workers.
AOL GUY: Truck salesmen
AOL GUY: cruise ship dancer
AOL GUY: kayak tour giver
BaldBuiltStache: park ranger
AOL GUY: ditto
AOL GUY: jewelry designer
AOL GUY: photographer
AOL GUY: a guy who said he worked at The White House, but really didn;t
BaldBuiltStache: mexican guy who worked at a korean bodega
mailman
AOL GUY: pig farmer
BaldBuiltStache: Cooooool.
BaldBuiltStache: Dairy farmer.
AOL GUY: DJ
AOL GUY: LMT sent by the hotel
BaldBuiltStache: spy. (he says, and I actually believe him.)
AOL GUY: russian actor
BaldBuiltStache: Love Russians.
BaldBuiltStache: Anyway, I've got to get to bed. Good talking to you.
AOL GUY: XXOO
BaldBuiltStache: Good talking. Really good.
AOL GUY:
BaldBuiltStache: Oh. I'll close with billionaire printing heir.
BaldBuiltStache: 'Night.


Sooooo verrrrry guy talk!

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