Everything That Rises Must Converge
Whoa! What a great night!
Because Mr. Pittsburgh Leather, whom I met at Inferno, and I have been chatting on worldleathermen, and he invited me to come out to Asbury Park last night for the Mr. and Ms. New Jersey Leather contest. Now, contests don't... uh... move me, really. And Asbury Park isn't exactly down the road a piece. And I was thinking that it would be a good night to head down to Philadelphia and hit the Bike Stop.
But...
Because there's this hot bear guy I've been chatting with on AOL who lives in Asbury Park, I thought I could kill two birds with one stone.
And...
Because it was a full, or a nearly full moon last night.
...I found myself driving east on Interstate 195, headed to Asbury Park.
Specifically, to a nightclub called Cruisin', where the event was held. I managed to find the place without too much problem, even though some streets were closed due to the recent flooding.
It wasn't jam packed, but the crowd was pretty kickin'. Saw just about everybody I knew from the NJ leather community. (And I guess that as a former resident of Beautiful Downtown Jersey City, I can count myself as part of the NJ leather community. At least, I always loved wearing my "New Jersey!" tshirt that I bought at a rest stop on the turnpike to MAL and Inferno and such. There is something fun and pugnacious about being from New Jersey. The implied, "You wanna make something of it?" when you tell folks where you hail from.)
And with the formation of several groups (Andromeda, the Argonauts, Garden State Bears), there really does seem to be something of a sense of community in bloom in the Garden State of late.
Ran into Mr. Pittsburgh Leather when I was just inside the door. The contest was in full swing, with the fantasy segment tearing up the stage. (Literally. A table upon which a certain baker of amazing cakes had been thrown collapsed.) Trayla Trash--none other!--was excellent as the MC. Note to producers of such: it is terrifically unlikely that you will ever be able to do better. Get Trayla or call it off. And there were plenty of hot men in the house to keep me interested. Not too long after the Q&A segment (oh, and the questions were pretty lamentable, not to heap scorn or anything, but they were), my bear guy showed up.
He pretty much takes the cake for AOL meet-ups. Totally great guy! Pretty much a big, happy man. With a great touch. Verrrrry tactile. Woof!
During the seemingly interminable tallying of the votes, Trayla--oh, assisted ably by a Ms. New Jersey Leather from years past, Storm--kept things interesting, conducting a chinese auction to raffle off a St. Andrew's Cross, and the opportunity to beat the ass of a Mr. NYC Eagle who dropped trou' and braced himself against the thing in anticipation. Mucho bucks were made for people living with HIV/AIDS affected by hurricane Katrina, and none other than one Miss Cox of NYC won the auction. Miss Cox's preference, however, was not to beat but to bite the ass in question, which she did, leaving a nice mark on each cheek, and garnering a whelp of pain from Mr. NYC Eagle.
Oh! And note to Lolita: when it was announced from the stage that you would be teaching something or other at some event in Baltimore (I wasn't paying attention because it was a women's event), a roar of recognition went up from the audience. New Jersey loves Lolita! And well they should!
Finally finally finally the winnners were announced. Congrats to Tom Savage and Peanut. Yay! Woo-HOOO!
Then, they started clearing the dancefloor of the chairs and judges tables. And I thought to myself, omigosh, I'm gonna get the chance to step out.
Happily, Happy Bear loves to dance, too. And is a frequent visitor to Cruisin'.
And so, friends, I was happy to show the leather community of New Jersey how it's done on the dancefloor.
Oh Man!
I haven't danced like that in years! I think the last time I got to dance was when I was with Donee and Diabolique at the Montreal Eagle during the softball tournement there the first year I attended Inferno. Oh. Wait. No. There was a Black Party in there, too.
But it just took me back, way back. To Kurt's, which we used to call Skirts, in Philadelphia, and Chip Duckett's Mars, Save The Robots, Fuck with the delectable Aldo Hernandez spinning, and the Clit Club (yes, the Clit Club!) during my early years in NYC.
Children, I can cut a rug. I can punish the parquet.
From what I saw in the thoughtfully provided mirrors, and the longing glances I spied from many admirers, I looked great out there on the dancefloor, too. Shirtless, wearing the chaps my Sir got me over a pair of leather shorts. And Happy Bear was great to dance with, only taking one brief break.
So take heed, Asbury Parkians (that can't be what they call themselves, but whatever): the dance floor at Cruisin' has not seen the last of me.
Anyway, today is a beautiful day. I'm off to try and track down a copy of the NY Times, get some brunch, then come back here to the Ol' Homestead and chop some firewood.
Oh! And here's a great thing! I don't feel stiff and sore at all after last night's exertions.
How cool is that?
Dang! That was fun!
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Saturday, October 15, 2005
The Question
What am I going to do with my life?
It persists.
And it's a tough one.
A million years ago, I attended this all day seminar for "student leaders" when I was in student government in college. And... Well heck. Let's try it.
Right now, stop reading this. Sit back, close your eyes, let your mind roam free, and then, do your best to come up with a list of some things you want to do in life.
Just, whatever. No right or wrong answer.
See Ankor Wat? Climb a Mayan pyramid? See the summit of Anapurna? Write the Great American Novel? Get psychoanalyzed in Vienna? Work your way through Julia Childs' The French Chef? Take two fists? Collar a slave? Make a million dollars? Skydive?
Great things to think about. But hold off. Before you start thinking about how you might go about realizing some of these goals, or worse, thinking about how far you have to go to meet your goals.
Just stop.
Clear your mind.
Think of lemons.
Think of pickles.
Think of pickled lemons.
(Mad phat props to anyone out there who can track down the pop-cultural reference in the last three sentences to their source. I'm relatively certain that no one will ever get it. Here's a hint: think of a line drawn Brenda Vaccaro.)
Okay. Now sit back. Relax. New area of inquiry.
Imagine that the phone rings. It's your doctor. Your tests have come back. The news is really bad. It's Dark Victory time. You've got about four or five days left until the end comes.
So. Today is Saturday. You've got until Tuesday or Wednesday.
So how are you going to spend the next few days? Who do you want to spend them with? Where do you want to spend them? What do you want to do?
Now here's the kicker.
You have just been asked the same question twice.
Only one difference: timeframe.
So, how close were your answers? And what does that say to you?
Here's another thing I've been thinking of.
What would I do if I knew that failure was inevitable? So it didn't matter.
Fear of failure is crippling to me. In ways great or small, from going to grad school to talking to some guy in a bar. What if I fail?
So reverse that. Failure is inevitable. Right down in flames. Down the toilet.
There's just no end to what i would do.
I'd open up this little cafe dind of place. Called Input. I'd serve coffee, espresso bar set up. But, more importantly, tea by the pot. And little baked things. And protein smoothies and stuff. But also, a nice One Pot Meal. Vietnamese fish stew. Beef stew. White bean chicken chile with cilantro and green chilis. Wifi situation going on. Lots of comfy places to sit. And there would be a small selection of books, magazines, and CDs.
Get it? Input.
Or open up a spa. In the European style. A blazing sauna. An ice cold pool. A small commisarie. Massage available. A lounge. And the point of all of it is just to relax.
And welding. To start with anyway. Collars, shackles, restraints... I have a great idea for a frame to restrain a man for whipping. Need a gibbet for your lucky slave? I know there's lots of that stuff around, but what would set my stuff apart would be amazing design. And then, branch out. To custom designed dungeons. Well, dungeon implies sconces and straw on the floor and all. And that's a wee bit... récherché. "Erotic envioronment" might be a better term. The erotic environment of your dreams and desires, designed and built for you by a man who loves his work.
And the book, of course. All the books. Book after book after book. Writing and writing. And... y'know... readings and maybe NPR interviews. Not that I have so much to say, but more so many conversations I'd like to start.
Nothing but possibilities. And since I'm doomed to failure from the get go, there's nothing to lose. And it would sure be fun.
What am I going to do with my life?
It persists.
And it's a tough one.
A million years ago, I attended this all day seminar for "student leaders" when I was in student government in college. And... Well heck. Let's try it.
Right now, stop reading this. Sit back, close your eyes, let your mind roam free, and then, do your best to come up with a list of some things you want to do in life.
Just, whatever. No right or wrong answer.
See Ankor Wat? Climb a Mayan pyramid? See the summit of Anapurna? Write the Great American Novel? Get psychoanalyzed in Vienna? Work your way through Julia Childs' The French Chef? Take two fists? Collar a slave? Make a million dollars? Skydive?
Great things to think about. But hold off. Before you start thinking about how you might go about realizing some of these goals, or worse, thinking about how far you have to go to meet your goals.
Just stop.
Clear your mind.
Think of lemons.
Think of pickles.
Think of pickled lemons.
(Mad phat props to anyone out there who can track down the pop-cultural reference in the last three sentences to their source. I'm relatively certain that no one will ever get it. Here's a hint: think of a line drawn Brenda Vaccaro.)
Okay. Now sit back. Relax. New area of inquiry.
Imagine that the phone rings. It's your doctor. Your tests have come back. The news is really bad. It's Dark Victory time. You've got about four or five days left until the end comes.
So. Today is Saturday. You've got until Tuesday or Wednesday.
So how are you going to spend the next few days? Who do you want to spend them with? Where do you want to spend them? What do you want to do?
Now here's the kicker.
You have just been asked the same question twice.
Only one difference: timeframe.
So, how close were your answers? And what does that say to you?
Here's another thing I've been thinking of.
What would I do if I knew that failure was inevitable? So it didn't matter.
Fear of failure is crippling to me. In ways great or small, from going to grad school to talking to some guy in a bar. What if I fail?
So reverse that. Failure is inevitable. Right down in flames. Down the toilet.
There's just no end to what i would do.
I'd open up this little cafe dind of place. Called Input. I'd serve coffee, espresso bar set up. But, more importantly, tea by the pot. And little baked things. And protein smoothies and stuff. But also, a nice One Pot Meal. Vietnamese fish stew. Beef stew. White bean chicken chile with cilantro and green chilis. Wifi situation going on. Lots of comfy places to sit. And there would be a small selection of books, magazines, and CDs.
Get it? Input.
Or open up a spa. In the European style. A blazing sauna. An ice cold pool. A small commisarie. Massage available. A lounge. And the point of all of it is just to relax.
And welding. To start with anyway. Collars, shackles, restraints... I have a great idea for a frame to restrain a man for whipping. Need a gibbet for your lucky slave? I know there's lots of that stuff around, but what would set my stuff apart would be amazing design. And then, branch out. To custom designed dungeons. Well, dungeon implies sconces and straw on the floor and all. And that's a wee bit... récherché. "Erotic envioronment" might be a better term. The erotic environment of your dreams and desires, designed and built for you by a man who loves his work.
And the book, of course. All the books. Book after book after book. Writing and writing. And... y'know... readings and maybe NPR interviews. Not that I have so much to say, but more so many conversations I'd like to start.
Nothing but possibilities. And since I'm doomed to failure from the get go, there's nothing to lose. And it would sure be fun.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Not Jimmy Breslin, But...
All the time I lived in New York, I never quite felt myself to be a New Yorker. New Yorkers all have this sixth sense of what it's all about. A savoir faire about them that I never managed to attain. When confronted with someone who really really had that in spades, I would retreat to a sort of Aw Shucks Country Boy In The City persona, peppering my speech with timeless sayings like, "I can't dance and it's too wet to plough" and "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise." Until Bill Clinton made that just way too obvious and grating.
But here I am, a country boy in the country.
And now, I'm aware of thhe extent to which I am a New Yorker.
Nothing major. No fuhgeddaboutits or anything. Just, y'know, some little things that crop up.
• I drive like a New Yorker. When the light turns green, my foot is already pushing down the gas pedal. And if the person in front of me isn't already moving at a good clip, I'm calling him or her every name in the book.
• And speaking of driving, I have a strong opinion about how to get from one place to another. Although it used to be "what you wanna do is take the Jackie Robinson, you know, the Interboro? And that puts your almost right there at the Whitestone Bridge and you can get right over there to the Bronx"; now it's more about "If you make a left onto Harvey Avenue and then turn right onto Union, it brings you out below that interminable light at Main and Court and the Courthouse crossing." Although now, the people whom I gift with my wisdom give me baffled looks instead of responding with their own take on the "Best" way to go.
• Even though I'm a tourist, I never look like a tourist, and within an hour of being in a foreign city, I am immediately acclimated. So much so that I can give fairly accurate directions to any tourist who asks. It's true! However, the downside is that when I am driving on highways and parkways and such in between said cities, I get really really lost.
• Even though I'm not looking for a new place to live, I'm always looking for a new place to live. When the subject of real estate comes up, I ask, "How much are you paying?" without even blinking. (I've been told that outside of NYC, this is considered rude. Like asking, "How much money do you make?" or "When was the last time you had sex?" But I do it anyway.) And if I get a reply, I immediately do the algorithm Monthly Cost ÷ Square Footage + View x Location, and know immediately if it's a good deal or if he or she has been had.
• Happy Holidays! I just know when Jewish holidays are being celebrated, even though I'm not Jewish. I know when Ramadan is being celebrated, even though I'm not Muslim. Same goes for Chinese New Year. The Hindu holidays I'm shakey on. (Alternate Side Of The Street Parking does that to you.)
• When asparagus is in season, and I go to the supermarket and don't find tender, fresh-picked, locally grown asparagus, I'm dumbfounded and outraged. I know my produce. I want my produce. I demand my produce.
• It's Sunday. It's 2 pm. It's time for brunch. Brunch is the best meal of the week. Whether your preference is eggs benedict or mahí mahí seviche or a cubano sandwich, life without brunch is a mistake.
• I've never worn the same uh... outfit... or ensemble... or whatever in public twice. Even to work. Especially to work.
• I have no problem striking up conversations with perfect strangers. I'm the guy that turns to the person behind me in the check out line and says, "Jennifer Aniston should just move on, right?" or "How can those Iraqis vote on a constitution that they've never read?"
It's been two years siince I've lived there. I still read the Times whenever I can. I'm looking forward to Mike Bloomberg's second term as Mayor, if only because New York has never had a mayor who made design one of his top priorities. But I am no longer constantly haunted by the suspicion that I've got somewhere to be in fifteen minutes (because there's nowhere I have to be). I'm moving to different rhythms, my expectations are lower, and I'm more susceptible to delight and surprise.
Huh.
I guess I'm a hybrid.
All the time I lived in New York, I never quite felt myself to be a New Yorker. New Yorkers all have this sixth sense of what it's all about. A savoir faire about them that I never managed to attain. When confronted with someone who really really had that in spades, I would retreat to a sort of Aw Shucks Country Boy In The City persona, peppering my speech with timeless sayings like, "I can't dance and it's too wet to plough" and "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise." Until Bill Clinton made that just way too obvious and grating.
But here I am, a country boy in the country.
And now, I'm aware of thhe extent to which I am a New Yorker.
Nothing major. No fuhgeddaboutits or anything. Just, y'know, some little things that crop up.
• I drive like a New Yorker. When the light turns green, my foot is already pushing down the gas pedal. And if the person in front of me isn't already moving at a good clip, I'm calling him or her every name in the book.
• And speaking of driving, I have a strong opinion about how to get from one place to another. Although it used to be "what you wanna do is take the Jackie Robinson, you know, the Interboro? And that puts your almost right there at the Whitestone Bridge and you can get right over there to the Bronx"; now it's more about "If you make a left onto Harvey Avenue and then turn right onto Union, it brings you out below that interminable light at Main and Court and the Courthouse crossing." Although now, the people whom I gift with my wisdom give me baffled looks instead of responding with their own take on the "Best" way to go.
• Even though I'm a tourist, I never look like a tourist, and within an hour of being in a foreign city, I am immediately acclimated. So much so that I can give fairly accurate directions to any tourist who asks. It's true! However, the downside is that when I am driving on highways and parkways and such in between said cities, I get really really lost.
• Even though I'm not looking for a new place to live, I'm always looking for a new place to live. When the subject of real estate comes up, I ask, "How much are you paying?" without even blinking. (I've been told that outside of NYC, this is considered rude. Like asking, "How much money do you make?" or "When was the last time you had sex?" But I do it anyway.) And if I get a reply, I immediately do the algorithm Monthly Cost ÷ Square Footage + View x Location, and know immediately if it's a good deal or if he or she has been had.
• Happy Holidays! I just know when Jewish holidays are being celebrated, even though I'm not Jewish. I know when Ramadan is being celebrated, even though I'm not Muslim. Same goes for Chinese New Year. The Hindu holidays I'm shakey on. (Alternate Side Of The Street Parking does that to you.)
• When asparagus is in season, and I go to the supermarket and don't find tender, fresh-picked, locally grown asparagus, I'm dumbfounded and outraged. I know my produce. I want my produce. I demand my produce.
• It's Sunday. It's 2 pm. It's time for brunch. Brunch is the best meal of the week. Whether your preference is eggs benedict or mahí mahí seviche or a cubano sandwich, life without brunch is a mistake.
• I've never worn the same uh... outfit... or ensemble... or whatever in public twice. Even to work. Especially to work.
• I have no problem striking up conversations with perfect strangers. I'm the guy that turns to the person behind me in the check out line and says, "Jennifer Aniston should just move on, right?" or "How can those Iraqis vote on a constitution that they've never read?"
It's been two years siince I've lived there. I still read the Times whenever I can. I'm looking forward to Mike Bloomberg's second term as Mayor, if only because New York has never had a mayor who made design one of his top priorities. But I am no longer constantly haunted by the suspicion that I've got somewhere to be in fifteen minutes (because there's nowhere I have to be). I'm moving to different rhythms, my expectations are lower, and I'm more susceptible to delight and surprise.
Huh.
I guess I'm a hybrid.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Fevered
Still have a headache. But managed to make it to Starbucks, where I was able to forget that fact for a while.
And got to some good ol' fashioned writing in my journal.
I addressed to myself a question that's been hounding me over the past couple of days: "What are you going to do with your life?"
Just that. There I'll be, all content like, and out of the blue, I'll wonder, what are you going to do with your life?
I mean, of course, afterwards. After I'm no longer here in Bucks County, looking after my dad. Which in all liklihood, won't be any time soon.
The first problem that arises is, what will you do for work? I mean, I'm pretty sure that the location of the next chapter of my life will be somewhere in Southern California, a climate and population to which I feel much better suited.
And I'll work doing what?
Because, I am increasingly aware of the fact that as I get older, it's harder and harder to find a job. Nobody, of course, wants to hire a 50 year old. And 55 is, of course, the Magic Number. You'd better be in the job you want to do for the rest of your working life when you're 55, because after that, you ain't going nowhere.
That's not fair! That's unjust! That's entirely reasonable! Let's face it, I just can't compete with a 22-year-old college graduate. They have fresh ideas, boundless enthusiasm, and they're willing to do things like work for eighty hours a week. And I'm just not. I want a comfy sinecure. But the world is not willing to provide those.
So that'll be a tough one.
And, add that to the fact that it's a changing world. It's all plugged-in and decentralized and non-hierarchical and connected. Will there even be things called jobs by the time I'm needing to get one? A fair question.
Okay. So that's something of a tricky issue, huh?
And this other thing I've been thinking about.
Note what it says up in the corner of this weblog. All the blah-blah-blah. "My commitment to bachelorhood." Y'see that?
Back after I emerged from my benighted sojourn in the seven-and-a-half-year relationship, I was moved to reflect. One of the things that seemed verrrry obvious to me is that I have never been able to make the relationship thing work. Maybe I just hadn't met the right guy, but maybe I wasn't cut out to be in a relationship. Maybe I was made to be a bachelor.
I though about a wonderful book I had read, Paradise Piece By Piece by Mary Peacock, the poet. In it, she discusses how she has managed to make for herself a complete, fulfilling, satisfying, and joyful life, even though she made the decision to not have children. And for most women, the short cut to a complete, fulfilling, satisfying, and joyful life is by dissolving into Motherhood.
I decided that I would stop causing all this grief by making vows and such to men I would inevitably disappoint, and build for myself a complete, fulfilling, satisfying, and joyful life as a single man. I would not be half of a couple ever again. I'd make sure all the elements were there, and I would go it alone. In some ways, it would be tough, but I'd think through how I could make the tough things less so, and keep in mind that coupledom had many aspects that weren't a bed of roses, too.
And that was going pretty great! I was engaged, busy, having a blast, meeting new people and making friends, and making it work.
And then I met Special Guy.
I wrestled at the outset about the whole single guy thing. But I decided to scrap it. He was worth it. And he sure was worth it. Because here was a guy with whom, for all intents and purposes, I was compatible. We clicked. Being beside him was where I wanted to be.
But when that ended, I made what we used to call in my high school debating club, a "fallacious assumption."
Because I couldn't be with this guy who was perfect for me, I'll just go out and find another one.
And to a greater or lesser degree, I've been looking ever since.
Riding that same carousel, going from horse to horse. No, not this horse, that's the horse for me. All that switching horses, not realizing that I'm just going around in a circle.
Right.
I am a single man. I will have a rich, full, complete, satisfying, joyful life as a single man.
When I thought--deeply--about these things back then, a phrase resonated with me: I will be a secular monk.
Monastacism has always appealed to me. Life in community strikes me as a perfect mode of being. Alone, together. A walled garden. Preserving what's best, but inviting considered change. Learning from and caring for my elders, mentoring and learning from my... uh... youngers. Having a home.
Right.
Right.
The whole intentional community thing. A community of leathermen. With numerous guest rooms, so that we can always welcome visitors. Tops, bottoms, Masters, slaves, switches, pigs, older, younger. The only thing we share in common is a desire to live more deeply, and a conviction that SM is a way to do that.
That's what I'm going to do afterwards.
And so I can rest.
Still have a headache. But managed to make it to Starbucks, where I was able to forget that fact for a while.
And got to some good ol' fashioned writing in my journal.
I addressed to myself a question that's been hounding me over the past couple of days: "What are you going to do with your life?"
Just that. There I'll be, all content like, and out of the blue, I'll wonder, what are you going to do with your life?
I mean, of course, afterwards. After I'm no longer here in Bucks County, looking after my dad. Which in all liklihood, won't be any time soon.
The first problem that arises is, what will you do for work? I mean, I'm pretty sure that the location of the next chapter of my life will be somewhere in Southern California, a climate and population to which I feel much better suited.
And I'll work doing what?
Because, I am increasingly aware of the fact that as I get older, it's harder and harder to find a job. Nobody, of course, wants to hire a 50 year old. And 55 is, of course, the Magic Number. You'd better be in the job you want to do for the rest of your working life when you're 55, because after that, you ain't going nowhere.
That's not fair! That's unjust! That's entirely reasonable! Let's face it, I just can't compete with a 22-year-old college graduate. They have fresh ideas, boundless enthusiasm, and they're willing to do things like work for eighty hours a week. And I'm just not. I want a comfy sinecure. But the world is not willing to provide those.
So that'll be a tough one.
And, add that to the fact that it's a changing world. It's all plugged-in and decentralized and non-hierarchical and connected. Will there even be things called jobs by the time I'm needing to get one? A fair question.
Okay. So that's something of a tricky issue, huh?
And this other thing I've been thinking about.
Note what it says up in the corner of this weblog. All the blah-blah-blah. "My commitment to bachelorhood." Y'see that?
Back after I emerged from my benighted sojourn in the seven-and-a-half-year relationship, I was moved to reflect. One of the things that seemed verrrry obvious to me is that I have never been able to make the relationship thing work. Maybe I just hadn't met the right guy, but maybe I wasn't cut out to be in a relationship. Maybe I was made to be a bachelor.
I though about a wonderful book I had read, Paradise Piece By Piece by Mary Peacock, the poet. In it, she discusses how she has managed to make for herself a complete, fulfilling, satisfying, and joyful life, even though she made the decision to not have children. And for most women, the short cut to a complete, fulfilling, satisfying, and joyful life is by dissolving into Motherhood.
I decided that I would stop causing all this grief by making vows and such to men I would inevitably disappoint, and build for myself a complete, fulfilling, satisfying, and joyful life as a single man. I would not be half of a couple ever again. I'd make sure all the elements were there, and I would go it alone. In some ways, it would be tough, but I'd think through how I could make the tough things less so, and keep in mind that coupledom had many aspects that weren't a bed of roses, too.
And that was going pretty great! I was engaged, busy, having a blast, meeting new people and making friends, and making it work.
And then I met Special Guy.
I wrestled at the outset about the whole single guy thing. But I decided to scrap it. He was worth it. And he sure was worth it. Because here was a guy with whom, for all intents and purposes, I was compatible. We clicked. Being beside him was where I wanted to be.
But when that ended, I made what we used to call in my high school debating club, a "fallacious assumption."
Because I couldn't be with this guy who was perfect for me, I'll just go out and find another one.
And to a greater or lesser degree, I've been looking ever since.
Riding that same carousel, going from horse to horse. No, not this horse, that's the horse for me. All that switching horses, not realizing that I'm just going around in a circle.
Right.
I am a single man. I will have a rich, full, complete, satisfying, joyful life as a single man.
When I thought--deeply--about these things back then, a phrase resonated with me: I will be a secular monk.
Monastacism has always appealed to me. Life in community strikes me as a perfect mode of being. Alone, together. A walled garden. Preserving what's best, but inviting considered change. Learning from and caring for my elders, mentoring and learning from my... uh... youngers. Having a home.
Right.
Right.
The whole intentional community thing. A community of leathermen. With numerous guest rooms, so that we can always welcome visitors. Tops, bottoms, Masters, slaves, switches, pigs, older, younger. The only thing we share in common is a desire to live more deeply, and a conviction that SM is a way to do that.
That's what I'm going to do afterwards.
And so I can rest.
Pity Me
I'm home sick from work. Since Sunday, I've had a headache. Assumed it was just one of those 'weekend headaches' I get, which I attribute to disrupted sleep schedule and an irregular diet after the strict regimen I keep monday through friday. Tylenol was no help. Got to bed early on Sunday night, and was surprised when, after a a good night's sleep, I woke up with a headache on monday morning.
But, y'know, just a headache, right? So I headed off to work.
Oh man.
I worked the sanding table. Between the screaming of the orbitals, the exertion of lifting up the cabinets onto the benches, and the constant bending over... I thought I was going to end up curled in the corner sucking my thumb.
Got plenty of sleep last night, but lo and behold, once again, I woke up with a splitting headache.
And so I called out.
Now, the only thing I hate more than being sick is being home sick. It's a wasted day. And I'm only going to get about 27,375 of them.
And the tricky thing is, it's a headache. With a cold, you can sort of track the life cycle. But there's no life cycle for a headache. It's just a headache. It's either there or it's not there. Will it be there ten minutes from now? Maybe. Will it be there three days from now? Maybe.
Anyway.
I think I'll take a headachey shower and make the headachey drive into Doylestown and have a headachey latte at Starbucks.
There's a meeting tonight of a group called CAPS, short for Caregivers for Aging Parents. I'm not feeling the need as keenly as I was back over the summer. But it might not be a bad thing to check out. I wonder for how long the chit chat would endure before it would turn into all of us shrieking about how if "he/she does that ONE MORE TIME I swear I'm sending him/her to the most low rent badly run unlicensed nursing home I can find!"
Vito, you're blocking!
So yeah. Gotta get my headachey self out of the house. Not that I'm not enjoying watching back to back episodes of The West Wing, because truly I am! But I think I need some human-to-human interaction.
And look at that! The chicken soup I had for lunch hasn't even made me very nauseous.
I'm home sick from work. Since Sunday, I've had a headache. Assumed it was just one of those 'weekend headaches' I get, which I attribute to disrupted sleep schedule and an irregular diet after the strict regimen I keep monday through friday. Tylenol was no help. Got to bed early on Sunday night, and was surprised when, after a a good night's sleep, I woke up with a headache on monday morning.
But, y'know, just a headache, right? So I headed off to work.
Oh man.
I worked the sanding table. Between the screaming of the orbitals, the exertion of lifting up the cabinets onto the benches, and the constant bending over... I thought I was going to end up curled in the corner sucking my thumb.
Got plenty of sleep last night, but lo and behold, once again, I woke up with a splitting headache.
And so I called out.
Now, the only thing I hate more than being sick is being home sick. It's a wasted day. And I'm only going to get about 27,375 of them.
And the tricky thing is, it's a headache. With a cold, you can sort of track the life cycle. But there's no life cycle for a headache. It's just a headache. It's either there or it's not there. Will it be there ten minutes from now? Maybe. Will it be there three days from now? Maybe.
Anyway.
I think I'll take a headachey shower and make the headachey drive into Doylestown and have a headachey latte at Starbucks.
There's a meeting tonight of a group called CAPS, short for Caregivers for Aging Parents. I'm not feeling the need as keenly as I was back over the summer. But it might not be a bad thing to check out. I wonder for how long the chit chat would endure before it would turn into all of us shrieking about how if "he/she does that ONE MORE TIME I swear I'm sending him/her to the most low rent badly run unlicensed nursing home I can find!"
Vito, you're blocking!
So yeah. Gotta get my headachey self out of the house. Not that I'm not enjoying watching back to back episodes of The West Wing, because truly I am! But I think I need some human-to-human interaction.
And look at that! The chicken soup I had for lunch hasn't even made me very nauseous.
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Nancy, Barrymore, Pinsky, Bledsoe, A University In New Jersey, And Me
Cool. I got this off Lolita's page. It's a fun game You can play! You type your name into Google, followed by the word 'needs.' Then record the Top Ten. I went for the Top Eleven.
And here they are...
1. Drew Needs Your Help Now!
2. Drew needs to get his head out of his,
3. Extensive discussion on what Drew needs in its next president
4. Drew needs to be fixed because over one million lives depend on it
5. Drew needs to join Veronica Mars!
6. Drew needs lots of love and affection
7. Drew needs to be reformed, but to abandon this much needed facility is unacceptable
8. Drew needs a positive, loving family that can be patient with him
9. Drew needs ample healthy and positive outlets for feelings
10. Drew needs to spend more time in intensive care to get rid of some of the fluid
11. Drew needs to keep up with the trend
Cool. I got this off Lolita's page. It's a fun game You can play! You type your name into Google, followed by the word 'needs.' Then record the Top Ten. I went for the Top Eleven.
And here they are...
1. Drew Needs Your Help Now!
2. Drew needs to get his head out of his,
3. Extensive discussion on what Drew needs in its next president
4. Drew needs to be fixed because over one million lives depend on it
5. Drew needs to join Veronica Mars!
6. Drew needs lots of love and affection
7. Drew needs to be reformed, but to abandon this much needed facility is unacceptable
8. Drew needs a positive, loving family that can be patient with him
9. Drew needs ample healthy and positive outlets for feelings
10. Drew needs to spend more time in intensive care to get rid of some of the fluid
11. Drew needs to keep up with the trend
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
All The Usual Unreliable Sources: A Retraction
It looks like I jumped the gun. There are, apparently, several... uh... endeavors out there bearing the name of Exodus. One tries to assist the formerly homosexual among us, but another, and most likely the one mentioned by the Former Governor of Texas as having benefitted from the work of Harriet Miers--I even spelled her name wrong--helps the formerly incarcerated adjust to life on the outside.
And that's laudable!
whipping boy points out that there's a third Exodus group, that seeks to relocate Christian Fundamentalists to some state in the South and so that when their numbers are significant enough, they can leave the Union and set up some sort of theocracy. (I don't get that. They already control the country. They really see a need for that? But on the other hand, how can I make a donation?)
Sorry about that.
It looks like I jumped the gun. There are, apparently, several... uh... endeavors out there bearing the name of Exodus. One tries to assist the formerly homosexual among us, but another, and most likely the one mentioned by the Former Governor of Texas as having benefitted from the work of Harriet Miers--I even spelled her name wrong--helps the formerly incarcerated adjust to life on the outside.
And that's laudable!
whipping boy points out that there's a third Exodus group, that seeks to relocate Christian Fundamentalists to some state in the South and so that when their numbers are significant enough, they can leave the Union and set up some sort of theocracy. (I don't get that. They already control the country. They really see a need for that? But on the other hand, how can I make a donation?)
Sorry about that.
Monday, October 03, 2005
Uh Oh
In introducing his nominee for the Supreme Court today, the former governor of Texas listed the many charitable organizations to which Ms Meyers has given so generously of her time and talents.
Among them, Exodus Ministries.
Now that has a familiar ring to it. I googled. And I was right.
Exodus Ministries is the wacky wacky group that reaches out to homosexuals (that's me!) to offer pastoral counseling and prayer so that they can leave behind that sinful lifestyle choice they made.
Doubtless, T.F.G.T. was signaling to his right-wing religious supporters that they were being taken care of.
So that's bad.
In introducing his nominee for the Supreme Court today, the former governor of Texas listed the many charitable organizations to which Ms Meyers has given so generously of her time and talents.
Among them, Exodus Ministries.
Now that has a familiar ring to it. I googled. And I was right.
Exodus Ministries is the wacky wacky group that reaches out to homosexuals (that's me!) to offer pastoral counseling and prayer so that they can leave behind that sinful lifestyle choice they made.
Doubtless, T.F.G.T. was signaling to his right-wing religious supporters that they were being taken care of.
So that's bad.
Crazy Little Thing
Oh I get it.
This... this... mood I've been in since I got back from Inferno.
Feeling so happy, so content. And free (mostly) of my preoccupation with hot dudes. I guess it's kind of obvious.
I'm in love.
In love with Roadkill and Alphan.
Not, y'know, an obsessive, all-bent-out-of-shape kind of love.
Just that sense of it all being Right. That your heart is safely entrusted. That you're in a Good Place.
Oh man.
I am blessed.
Oh I get it.
This... this... mood I've been in since I got back from Inferno.
Feeling so happy, so content. And free (mostly) of my preoccupation with hot dudes. I guess it's kind of obvious.
I'm in love.
In love with Roadkill and Alphan.
Not, y'know, an obsessive, all-bent-out-of-shape kind of love.
Just that sense of it all being Right. That your heart is safely entrusted. That you're in a Good Place.
Oh man.
I am blessed.
Kolchak Is Risen
When I was eleven years old, my absolute favorite show on television was Kolchak: The Night Stalker. The premise was simple. Each week, a wise-cracking reporter named Carl Kolchak would stumble upon some homicidal supernatural phenomenon. Vampire, werewolf, Hindu demon, alien, vengeful suit of armor, Cajun swamp monster, witch, demonic Senate candidate... His editor, the police, the powers that be, whoever, were unable to believe him, so Carl alone confronted and defeated the terror.
*sigh*
And what I remember most vividly was that Kolchak was shown on trash night. So after having the bejeezus scared out of me, my father would inevitably make the announcement: "Drew, it's time for you to take out the trash."
That meant that I had to lug a huge heavy trashcan out to the end of our driveway in the dark. Did I mention it was dark?
I've probably never run so fast as I would on the trip back, certain that a headless, sword wielding guy on a motorcycle was right behind me.
Last week, I caught the season premier or the new Night Stalker. It holds promise, but in that au courrant kind of way, they left things all ambiguous like instead of wrapping it all up in an hour. And, of course, it was gorier than the original, where the gore was largely implied.
All in all, not must see tv, but if I think of it, I'll catch it.
And luckily, it's not on Tuesday night. That's trash night.
When I was eleven years old, my absolute favorite show on television was Kolchak: The Night Stalker. The premise was simple. Each week, a wise-cracking reporter named Carl Kolchak would stumble upon some homicidal supernatural phenomenon. Vampire, werewolf, Hindu demon, alien, vengeful suit of armor, Cajun swamp monster, witch, demonic Senate candidate... His editor, the police, the powers that be, whoever, were unable to believe him, so Carl alone confronted and defeated the terror.
*sigh*
And what I remember most vividly was that Kolchak was shown on trash night. So after having the bejeezus scared out of me, my father would inevitably make the announcement: "Drew, it's time for you to take out the trash."
That meant that I had to lug a huge heavy trashcan out to the end of our driveway in the dark. Did I mention it was dark?
I've probably never run so fast as I would on the trip back, certain that a headless, sword wielding guy on a motorcycle was right behind me.
Last week, I caught the season premier or the new Night Stalker. It holds promise, but in that au courrant kind of way, they left things all ambiguous like instead of wrapping it all up in an hour. And, of course, it was gorier than the original, where the gore was largely implied.
All in all, not must see tv, but if I think of it, I'll catch it.
And luckily, it's not on Tuesday night. That's trash night.
Szczliwy *Polaski* Dzien
Or for you English speakers, “Happy Pulaski Day!”
I’m having a rip watching the Pulaski Day Parade on the Parkway in Philadelphia. It could eeeeasily be a Christopher Guest film. A passel of thick-legged youngsters in their Catholic School Uniforms were described by the hosts as “awe-inspiring” as they went by the mostly vacant VIP reviewing stands.
Our Governor, Ed Rendel, who would show up at the opening of a can of peas, is there, of course. But it looks like that many folks with difficult to pronounce names in the Greater Delaware Valley have found other things to do today.
Alas.
And I’ve got other things to do today, too. Like chop up a cord of firewood. It’s eighty degrees out there, but my father is still itchin’ to start a fire. “Dad! I’m only human! I’m not a machine!”
Oh. My. God. One of the hosts, a local newscaster, just “came out” as not being Polish, but Latvian. Getting a chilly response to that.
Ahh, but let’s listen to the Marcella kochansska-semberich Chorus (all eight of them, median age 68) as they sing the Polish Partisans’ Hymn! ¡Con mucho gusto!
Anyway.
Had a great time at Datt and Male’s housewarming party last night. There place looks great. Male is a clown. Professionally, I mean. And before Datt moved here from Seattle to get the partners in domesticity thing going with him, the ground floor of his house was filled with stilts and rubber noses and rubber chickens and enormous shoes and such. (Going for comedic effect here. Male’s clowing is, I believe, way more sophisticated than that.) It was great! I last saw Datt and Male at Inferno, so it was like a booster shot.
Also ran into GI Joe and his muskelbear husband. Muskelbear husband and I excitedly and passionately recalled our activism against U.S. intervention in Central America during the 1980s. Muskelbear got to spend some time there, working in Nicaragua. I was way too much of a wuss for that. And I regret that. I did, however, get to meet President Daniel Ortega when he spoke at Riverside Church, and organized a pretty feisty demonstration outside the Nicaraguan Embassy when his successor, President Violetta Chamoro eliminated the HIV prevention education campaign the Sandinista government had set up.
*sigh*
Good times.
Then I went to the Bike Stop.
And for the first time in a long time, had a truly Off Night. What was up with that? Way kooky. There were four hot guys there last night. Men who held possibilities. Men I wanted to meet. And I got exactly nowhere with three of them. Nada. No hits. Not so much as a smile or glance in my direction.
On the verge of screaming out the lyrics of that great B-52s song, “Why won’t you dance with me? I ain’t no limburger!”, just when all hope was lost, Number Four sideled up next to me, smoking his cigar, and his arm hair brushed my arm hair.
We talked. He lives in Warrington, south of me. Didn’t get his number. But did let him know that the best place in the world to smoke cigars is on the porch of Starbucks in Doylestown between the hours of 4 pm and 5:30 pm when I’m sure to be there. And, Doylestown’s own Classic Cigar Parlor just around the corner has a great selection, and they’re good people to do business with.
So maybe he’ll take the bait.
But of course, so much striking out made for a mopey drive home. Mostly along the lines of, “Dang! Why can’t I meet a man?”
And, of course, there are ample reasons for that. For one thing, I’m ridiculously picky.
Trimmed fingernails? Check.
Not a lawyer? Check.
Kinky? Check.
Ink? Check.
Facial hair? Check.
Chill ride? Check.
Nice muscular back? Check.
Good with conversation? Check.
Over 35? Check.
Cigar smoker? Check.
Outdoorsey? Check.
...ooooh, but what’s this? Likes science fiction. Well thanks very much for playing. And we have a lovely parting gift for you.
And of coourse, as I get older, I think I’m just getting more and more set in my ways.
Ah well.
Not sure where this renewed interest is coming from. Just when I had completely given up and settled into a comfy bachelorhood. There ought to be aspirin for that.
Or for you English speakers, “Happy Pulaski Day!”
I’m having a rip watching the Pulaski Day Parade on the Parkway in Philadelphia. It could eeeeasily be a Christopher Guest film. A passel of thick-legged youngsters in their Catholic School Uniforms were described by the hosts as “awe-inspiring” as they went by the mostly vacant VIP reviewing stands.
Our Governor, Ed Rendel, who would show up at the opening of a can of peas, is there, of course. But it looks like that many folks with difficult to pronounce names in the Greater Delaware Valley have found other things to do today.
Alas.
And I’ve got other things to do today, too. Like chop up a cord of firewood. It’s eighty degrees out there, but my father is still itchin’ to start a fire. “Dad! I’m only human! I’m not a machine!”
Oh. My. God. One of the hosts, a local newscaster, just “came out” as not being Polish, but Latvian. Getting a chilly response to that.
Ahh, but let’s listen to the Marcella kochansska-semberich Chorus (all eight of them, median age 68) as they sing the Polish Partisans’ Hymn! ¡Con mucho gusto!
Anyway.
Had a great time at Datt and Male’s housewarming party last night. There place looks great. Male is a clown. Professionally, I mean. And before Datt moved here from Seattle to get the partners in domesticity thing going with him, the ground floor of his house was filled with stilts and rubber noses and rubber chickens and enormous shoes and such. (Going for comedic effect here. Male’s clowing is, I believe, way more sophisticated than that.) It was great! I last saw Datt and Male at Inferno, so it was like a booster shot.
Also ran into GI Joe and his muskelbear husband. Muskelbear husband and I excitedly and passionately recalled our activism against U.S. intervention in Central America during the 1980s. Muskelbear got to spend some time there, working in Nicaragua. I was way too much of a wuss for that. And I regret that. I did, however, get to meet President Daniel Ortega when he spoke at Riverside Church, and organized a pretty feisty demonstration outside the Nicaraguan Embassy when his successor, President Violetta Chamoro eliminated the HIV prevention education campaign the Sandinista government had set up.
*sigh*
Good times.
Then I went to the Bike Stop.
And for the first time in a long time, had a truly Off Night. What was up with that? Way kooky. There were four hot guys there last night. Men who held possibilities. Men I wanted to meet. And I got exactly nowhere with three of them. Nada. No hits. Not so much as a smile or glance in my direction.
On the verge of screaming out the lyrics of that great B-52s song, “Why won’t you dance with me? I ain’t no limburger!”, just when all hope was lost, Number Four sideled up next to me, smoking his cigar, and his arm hair brushed my arm hair.
We talked. He lives in Warrington, south of me. Didn’t get his number. But did let him know that the best place in the world to smoke cigars is on the porch of Starbucks in Doylestown between the hours of 4 pm and 5:30 pm when I’m sure to be there. And, Doylestown’s own Classic Cigar Parlor just around the corner has a great selection, and they’re good people to do business with.
So maybe he’ll take the bait.
But of course, so much striking out made for a mopey drive home. Mostly along the lines of, “Dang! Why can’t I meet a man?”
And, of course, there are ample reasons for that. For one thing, I’m ridiculously picky.
Trimmed fingernails? Check.
Not a lawyer? Check.
Kinky? Check.
Ink? Check.
Facial hair? Check.
Chill ride? Check.
Nice muscular back? Check.
Good with conversation? Check.
Over 35? Check.
Cigar smoker? Check.
Outdoorsey? Check.
...ooooh, but what’s this? Likes science fiction. Well thanks very much for playing. And we have a lovely parting gift for you.
And of coourse, as I get older, I think I’m just getting more and more set in my ways.
Ah well.
Not sure where this renewed interest is coming from. Just when I had completely given up and settled into a comfy bachelorhood. There ought to be aspirin for that.
Don’t Ask Me How I’m Doing
I’m crappy!.
The Yankees beat the Redsox 8 to 4. There I am recovering from that terrible blow.
So I head to Starbucks to drown my sorrows in caffeinated beverages with steamed milk. And I find that a terrible, horrible thing has happened...
Starbucks has taken away their porch furniture.
And it’s supposed to be 80 this week. Perfect latté and cigar weather.
So it’s all hopeless. I’d off myself, but next Memorial Day, it’ll be back. I think I can hang on till then.
Oh.
And I didn’t meet Him at the Raven this afternoon.
When He does show up, man is he gonna get it for making me wait.
I’m crappy!.
The Yankees beat the Redsox 8 to 4. There I am recovering from that terrible blow.
So I head to Starbucks to drown my sorrows in caffeinated beverages with steamed milk. And I find that a terrible, horrible thing has happened...
Starbucks has taken away their porch furniture.
And it’s supposed to be 80 this week. Perfect latté and cigar weather.
So it’s all hopeless. I’d off myself, but next Memorial Day, it’ll be back. I think I can hang on till then.
Oh.
And I didn’t meet Him at the Raven this afternoon.
When He does show up, man is he gonna get it for making me wait.
Saturday, October 01, 2005
The Autumn Leaves
Some scattered thoughts...
• Okay. Even I have to admit the weather has been gorgeous here lately. Even though it's not hazy, hot, and humid. And even though several times I've been cold. Beautiful, clear crisp autumn days. Perfect for... --what else?-- sitting out on the porch of Starbucks enjoying a latté and a cigar.
•I didn't think it would ever happen, but it's happened. I figured out a place to wear my Utilikilt. Careful readers may remember that when I reluctantly plopped down my plastic to purchase "the kilt that made Seattle famous," I was filled with buyer's remorse even before the charge was approved. "Where in the name of all that's good and holy am I going to wear this?" I wondered. And so, lo these many years, my Utilikilt has hung in my closet.
But next friday, Doylestown will be celebrating their second First Friday. Bunches of businesses, restaurants, bars, the Classic Cigar Parlor, and Starbucks (my mainstays) stay open late, put merch out on the sidewalk, and the streets are filled with folks. Lots of live music all around town. A great time. Actually, a really great time. A joyful carnival atmosphere pervaded everywhere. And one of my favorite Starbucks kids spent the night in a chicken outfit. (How cool is that??? Very!) So to join in on the fun, I'm going to wear something fun and special. Like my Utilikilt. I think the kids will like it. And I think it strikes the right note.
•Several times over the past couple of weeks, I've had this vague, wistful feeling steel upon me: I wish my sister was still alive. Especially now, autumn, Hallowe'en and all, she really loved this time of year. And she'd be so much fun to hang out with. But, of course, she's not.
•I am still feeling all bliss-y and float-y from Inferno! Still! Here's the best I can do to describe it: I feel as though I've been emptied out, as though someone (that would be Roadkill) pulled the plug and let a bunch of stagnant water out of the bathtub that is me. But, at the same time, I feel full. Complete. Sated. Content. Wanting nothing. Hungry Ghosts at bay.
•Tonight, I'm heading down to Philadelphia to attend a party given by my buddies, Datt and Male. Really looking forward to it. I'm making my stepmother's Baked Pineapple. The wheelbarrow full of butter and the five pounds of sugar are all ready to get mixed up and baked into a nice, sweet, starchy pineapple goodness. I swear, it makes grown men cry. It sure got raves at the GMSMA holiday social a few years ago.
And, at the back of my mind, I'm wondering if there will be a nice eligible bachelor there. Someone with that winning Outlaw Biker look. Someone omnivorous. Someone happy. Someone who smokes cigars. Someone with an unspoilt wilderness of hair on his face. Such men are rare as unspoilt wildernesses in these parts, but still, maybe...
•I'm not drinking. I mean, I'm not Not Drinking. I'm just not drinking. I noticed that when I have even a beer, I just feel crappy the next day. And this from the guy who awed the upperclassmen as a freshman at college with my ability to put it away. They all were like, "Yeah, I wanna go shot for shot with him." Ahh, sing Ho for misspent youth!
•I thought up this ad campaign for the local Chamber of Commerce: "What's So Great About Bucks County?" Of course, I'm not going to approach the local Chamber of Commerce with this idea, because I'd be gleeful if they instituted a policy of shooting tourists on sight and did everything in their power to disuade folks from moving in and building McMansions. But, one answer to that rhetorical question would absolutely be "Hallowe'en!" Hallowe'en is HUGE here. I mean, already several lawns are littered with spooooky paraphrenalia of the season. And that's just going to build and build. The low-hanging-fruit of conversation starters at Starbucks is, "So, what are you going to be this year?" I, of course, have no answer to that, but I like the answers I get. So far, "A Family" is the best answer I heard, in which the other family members will be made from foam rubber soft sculpture.
Anyway. Time for me to get the Baked Pineapple in the oven.
Some scattered thoughts...
• Okay. Even I have to admit the weather has been gorgeous here lately. Even though it's not hazy, hot, and humid. And even though several times I've been cold. Beautiful, clear crisp autumn days. Perfect for... --what else?-- sitting out on the porch of Starbucks enjoying a latté and a cigar.
•I didn't think it would ever happen, but it's happened. I figured out a place to wear my Utilikilt. Careful readers may remember that when I reluctantly plopped down my plastic to purchase "the kilt that made Seattle famous," I was filled with buyer's remorse even before the charge was approved. "Where in the name of all that's good and holy am I going to wear this?" I wondered. And so, lo these many years, my Utilikilt has hung in my closet.
But next friday, Doylestown will be celebrating their second First Friday. Bunches of businesses, restaurants, bars, the Classic Cigar Parlor, and Starbucks (my mainstays) stay open late, put merch out on the sidewalk, and the streets are filled with folks. Lots of live music all around town. A great time. Actually, a really great time. A joyful carnival atmosphere pervaded everywhere. And one of my favorite Starbucks kids spent the night in a chicken outfit. (How cool is that??? Very!) So to join in on the fun, I'm going to wear something fun and special. Like my Utilikilt. I think the kids will like it. And I think it strikes the right note.
•Several times over the past couple of weeks, I've had this vague, wistful feeling steel upon me: I wish my sister was still alive. Especially now, autumn, Hallowe'en and all, she really loved this time of year. And she'd be so much fun to hang out with. But, of course, she's not.
•I am still feeling all bliss-y and float-y from Inferno! Still! Here's the best I can do to describe it: I feel as though I've been emptied out, as though someone (that would be Roadkill) pulled the plug and let a bunch of stagnant water out of the bathtub that is me. But, at the same time, I feel full. Complete. Sated. Content. Wanting nothing. Hungry Ghosts at bay.
•Tonight, I'm heading down to Philadelphia to attend a party given by my buddies, Datt and Male. Really looking forward to it. I'm making my stepmother's Baked Pineapple. The wheelbarrow full of butter and the five pounds of sugar are all ready to get mixed up and baked into a nice, sweet, starchy pineapple goodness. I swear, it makes grown men cry. It sure got raves at the GMSMA holiday social a few years ago.
And, at the back of my mind, I'm wondering if there will be a nice eligible bachelor there. Someone with that winning Outlaw Biker look. Someone omnivorous. Someone happy. Someone who smokes cigars. Someone with an unspoilt wilderness of hair on his face. Such men are rare as unspoilt wildernesses in these parts, but still, maybe...
•I'm not drinking. I mean, I'm not Not Drinking. I'm just not drinking. I noticed that when I have even a beer, I just feel crappy the next day. And this from the guy who awed the upperclassmen as a freshman at college with my ability to put it away. They all were like, "Yeah, I wanna go shot for shot with him." Ahh, sing Ho for misspent youth!
•I thought up this ad campaign for the local Chamber of Commerce: "What's So Great About Bucks County?" Of course, I'm not going to approach the local Chamber of Commerce with this idea, because I'd be gleeful if they instituted a policy of shooting tourists on sight and did everything in their power to disuade folks from moving in and building McMansions. But, one answer to that rhetorical question would absolutely be "Hallowe'en!" Hallowe'en is HUGE here. I mean, already several lawns are littered with spooooky paraphrenalia of the season. And that's just going to build and build. The low-hanging-fruit of conversation starters at Starbucks is, "So, what are you going to be this year?" I, of course, have no answer to that, but I like the answers I get. So far, "A Family" is the best answer I heard, in which the other family members will be made from foam rubber soft sculpture.
Anyway. Time for me to get the Baked Pineapple in the oven.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Hell Phone
Why is this not simple?
I pay a ridiculous amount for my cell phone. Like, $109 a month. What up with that? When I signed up for it, I was making significant bucks, and i wanted to be able to call from anywhere since I was Mr. Cross Country Traveler, and such.
So now, I want to drop down to a nice comfortable and affordable 450 minutes a month for the low low cost of $40 a month.
So I call up my dear friends at Cingular.
And there my sorrows began.
I was an AT&T Wireless customer until they were acquired by Cingular. So I had a different phone number I had to call. I ran through my request. And they couldn't do it. Y'see, my mailing address is a P.O. Box. They can't send the new phone to a P.O. Box. So I gave my street address. And it seems that the United States Postal Service doesn't "recognize" my street address. So they can't do that.
Like... wha...?
Okay. Plan B, right? I head to my local Cingular Store. To talk to a person. And she was way helpful. Sure fine. Will do. First step was I had to give her my cell phone number. And I did. "917..."
And there we hit a snag.
Because I have a New York City area code, there was nothing she could do for me.
And then, I tried about nine other things. Nine? Nineteen easily.
And then it all became clear: I've got to give up my New York City area code. I've got to say goodbye to 917 and say hello to 215.
I tell myself I need that so all my friends from NYC can call me for a quarter, making it a local call. And that, of course, is absurd. The real reason is that it's all about the prestige. When I give some guy in a bar my number, I want him to know who he's dealing with.
But I can let go of that.
For one thing, the only people who know that 917 is a New York City exchange are people who live in New York City.
Of course, here comes the huge pain in the butt. I'll have to call every bloody person I know and let them have my new phone number.
Hey! Maybe the cell phone companies have thought it through and there will be some kind of call forwarding service, or I'll be able to to have a message at the old number giving my new number!
How unlikely is that? Wanna make a bet?
Oh well. it'll work.
Why is this not simple?
I pay a ridiculous amount for my cell phone. Like, $109 a month. What up with that? When I signed up for it, I was making significant bucks, and i wanted to be able to call from anywhere since I was Mr. Cross Country Traveler, and such.
So now, I want to drop down to a nice comfortable and affordable 450 minutes a month for the low low cost of $40 a month.
So I call up my dear friends at Cingular.
And there my sorrows began.
I was an AT&T Wireless customer until they were acquired by Cingular. So I had a different phone number I had to call. I ran through my request. And they couldn't do it. Y'see, my mailing address is a P.O. Box. They can't send the new phone to a P.O. Box. So I gave my street address. And it seems that the United States Postal Service doesn't "recognize" my street address. So they can't do that.
Like... wha...?
Okay. Plan B, right? I head to my local Cingular Store. To talk to a person. And she was way helpful. Sure fine. Will do. First step was I had to give her my cell phone number. And I did. "917..."
And there we hit a snag.
Because I have a New York City area code, there was nothing she could do for me.
And then, I tried about nine other things. Nine? Nineteen easily.
And then it all became clear: I've got to give up my New York City area code. I've got to say goodbye to 917 and say hello to 215.
I tell myself I need that so all my friends from NYC can call me for a quarter, making it a local call. And that, of course, is absurd. The real reason is that it's all about the prestige. When I give some guy in a bar my number, I want him to know who he's dealing with.
But I can let go of that.
For one thing, the only people who know that 917 is a New York City exchange are people who live in New York City.
Of course, here comes the huge pain in the butt. I'll have to call every bloody person I know and let them have my new phone number.
Hey! Maybe the cell phone companies have thought it through and there will be some kind of call forwarding service, or I'll be able to to have a message at the old number giving my new number!
How unlikely is that? Wanna make a bet?
Oh well. it'll work.
Eat The Flesh Of Our Dear Lord And Savior Jesus Christ And To Drink His Blood
That's what I did with my Wednesday night!
My father is a member of St. Paul's Episcopal Church in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. And as such, he gets all the newsletters that go out. I, of course, was baptized and confirmed in that church. But since I've been back here, I haven't set foot in the place. In fact, I haven't been there since my sister's funeral.
Not like I haven't thought about it.
But y'see, on the website of Integrity/Philadelphia, they list "welcoming" parishes in the Diocese. "Welcoming" as in, "We welcome our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters in Christ to join us in worship." And St. Paul's Episcopal Church is not, in fact, welcoming. And, in fact, the Diocese of Philadelphia is pretty un-welcoming. I'd have to travel about an hour-and-a-half to be welcomed.
But there's this new priest there. He's touted as being great for the parish because he was a verrrry successful businessman and chemical engineer (chemical engineer?) before he became a priest.
Like... whatever.
Anyway, the new guy has re-arranged the mass schedule. And they're starting up with a service on Wednesday evening. At 6:30. Perfect for my schedule.
So after a leisurely iced-quad-venti-one-pump-vanila-light-ice-latté and a cigar on the porch at Starbucks, I headed over.
It was in the chapel. There were seven us, the good Father included.
it was just so good to hear and say those words that I've been hearing and saying my entire life. There was no Book of Common Prayer available, but I didn't need one. Well, a couple of times I could have used one.
I think I'll be making a habit of this. It's like heroin for me. Once I pick up, I can't stay away. Always been like that with me.
But at some point, after the pleased-to-meet-ya's, I'll ask Father Chemical Engineer (chemical engineer), just why is it that St. Paul's isn't a welcoming parish?
Stay tuned for the answer.
That's what I did with my Wednesday night!
My father is a member of St. Paul's Episcopal Church in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. And as such, he gets all the newsletters that go out. I, of course, was baptized and confirmed in that church. But since I've been back here, I haven't set foot in the place. In fact, I haven't been there since my sister's funeral.
Not like I haven't thought about it.
But y'see, on the website of Integrity/Philadelphia, they list "welcoming" parishes in the Diocese. "Welcoming" as in, "We welcome our gay and lesbian brothers and sisters in Christ to join us in worship." And St. Paul's Episcopal Church is not, in fact, welcoming. And, in fact, the Diocese of Philadelphia is pretty un-welcoming. I'd have to travel about an hour-and-a-half to be welcomed.
But there's this new priest there. He's touted as being great for the parish because he was a verrrry successful businessman and chemical engineer (chemical engineer?) before he became a priest.
Like... whatever.
Anyway, the new guy has re-arranged the mass schedule. And they're starting up with a service on Wednesday evening. At 6:30. Perfect for my schedule.
So after a leisurely iced-quad-venti-one-pump-vanila-light-ice-latté and a cigar on the porch at Starbucks, I headed over.
It was in the chapel. There were seven us, the good Father included.
it was just so good to hear and say those words that I've been hearing and saying my entire life. There was no Book of Common Prayer available, but I didn't need one. Well, a couple of times I could have used one.
I think I'll be making a habit of this. It's like heroin for me. Once I pick up, I can't stay away. Always been like that with me.
But at some point, after the pleased-to-meet-ya's, I'll ask Father Chemical Engineer (chemical engineer), just why is it that St. Paul's isn't a welcoming parish?
Stay tuned for the answer.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Free
I believe it was several weeks ago that I wrote about Hungry Ghosts here. In Buddhist thought, Hungry Ghost describes a phenomenon we all know very well: I want that. That thing. That place. That car. That person. That shirt. That bullwhip. That body.
Here's what The Master has to say about that: if you give into the hungry ghost, no matter how small, innocent, and playful the ghost may appear to be, then other hungry ghosts will come. And they'll want to be fed too. Soon, you will be swarmed by them. I want! I want! I want! The more you give in a feed the hungry ghosts, the more will come. Finally, you yourself will be consumed.
Dang! Isn't that beautiful?
(I was introduced to this concept in a posting responding to mine on a website for gay men who eroticize bareback sex. Go figure. There's a lot of love out there.)
So anyway, over the past several weeks, I've been noticing hungry ghosts. And there have been plenty of them. Horseback riding lessons. Rock climbing lessons at my local rock gym. Jump boots. Clothes, always. An amazing bullwhip. A trip for the first anniversary of my 40th birthday.
In the past, I'd set to thinking. How much do I have available on my credit cards? What if I work a lot of overtime? How could I get it? How can I feed thhe hungry ghost. But more often than not, I just notice the ghost. Hear what he has to say. Let my mind wander over the possibilities of feeding him.
And then I just forget about it.
I've pared down my needs and wants considerably.
And since I got back from Inferno... well, it seems that all I need is oxygen. I've felt so complete. So content. So healed.
And into my life came this gift.
A big check.
It's from some grantwriting work I did way back when. I did the work, submitted my bill, and waited. And waited. And waited and waited. And waited and waited and waited.
I didn't call to ask--little less demand--payment. I've been on the other end. Consultants who dun for payment are consultants I don't use again. Not because it's bad behavior, just because it's sooooo embarrassing.
Truthfully, I forgot all about it.
And then I got an envelope in the mail, and inside the envelope was a check. A big one, like I said.
Yee ha! Right? I mean, let's treat yourself to a nice dinner! Let's stock up on Kiehl's products! Let's check on airfares to Palm Springs!
Nope.
I took it and I paid off all of my debts. Everything. All the credit cards. My car insurance. Everything.
At this point, I don't owe anyone anywhere anything. Not one thin dime. No one has any hooks into me.
I think this is the first time in my life since I was eightteen years old that's been the case.
And mostly, this was sort of cleaning up after the ten year long party that I've been throwing for hungry ghosts.
But no more. The party's over.
And they seem to have stopped coming around. When one does show up, he hems and haws. Finally comes out with it. "Wouldn't it be great if you had..."
I smile. I close my eyes.
There's nothing I want.
The sensation of the air moving in and out of my body as I breathe, that's plenty. I'm full with that.
I have my dog. I have my whips. I have my swell little Jeep Liberty. I have my kayak. I have my dad. I have my leathers.
Everything else is dross.
Sweet.
I believe it was several weeks ago that I wrote about Hungry Ghosts here. In Buddhist thought, Hungry Ghost describes a phenomenon we all know very well: I want that. That thing. That place. That car. That person. That shirt. That bullwhip. That body.
Here's what The Master has to say about that: if you give into the hungry ghost, no matter how small, innocent, and playful the ghost may appear to be, then other hungry ghosts will come. And they'll want to be fed too. Soon, you will be swarmed by them. I want! I want! I want! The more you give in a feed the hungry ghosts, the more will come. Finally, you yourself will be consumed.
Dang! Isn't that beautiful?
(I was introduced to this concept in a posting responding to mine on a website for gay men who eroticize bareback sex. Go figure. There's a lot of love out there.)
So anyway, over the past several weeks, I've been noticing hungry ghosts. And there have been plenty of them. Horseback riding lessons. Rock climbing lessons at my local rock gym. Jump boots. Clothes, always. An amazing bullwhip. A trip for the first anniversary of my 40th birthday.
In the past, I'd set to thinking. How much do I have available on my credit cards? What if I work a lot of overtime? How could I get it? How can I feed thhe hungry ghost. But more often than not, I just notice the ghost. Hear what he has to say. Let my mind wander over the possibilities of feeding him.
And then I just forget about it.
I've pared down my needs and wants considerably.
And since I got back from Inferno... well, it seems that all I need is oxygen. I've felt so complete. So content. So healed.
And into my life came this gift.
A big check.
It's from some grantwriting work I did way back when. I did the work, submitted my bill, and waited. And waited. And waited and waited. And waited and waited and waited.
I didn't call to ask--little less demand--payment. I've been on the other end. Consultants who dun for payment are consultants I don't use again. Not because it's bad behavior, just because it's sooooo embarrassing.
Truthfully, I forgot all about it.
And then I got an envelope in the mail, and inside the envelope was a check. A big one, like I said.
Yee ha! Right? I mean, let's treat yourself to a nice dinner! Let's stock up on Kiehl's products! Let's check on airfares to Palm Springs!
Nope.
I took it and I paid off all of my debts. Everything. All the credit cards. My car insurance. Everything.
At this point, I don't owe anyone anywhere anything. Not one thin dime. No one has any hooks into me.
I think this is the first time in my life since I was eightteen years old that's been the case.
And mostly, this was sort of cleaning up after the ten year long party that I've been throwing for hungry ghosts.
But no more. The party's over.
And they seem to have stopped coming around. When one does show up, he hems and haws. Finally comes out with it. "Wouldn't it be great if you had..."
I smile. I close my eyes.
There's nothing I want.
The sensation of the air moving in and out of my body as I breathe, that's plenty. I'm full with that.
I have my dog. I have my whips. I have my swell little Jeep Liberty. I have my kayak. I have my dad. I have my leathers.
Everything else is dross.
Sweet.
Monday, September 19, 2005
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Huh
I went to a small, Catholic, liberal arts college run by a polish order of Bernardine Franciscan sisters. It was an absolutely great experience. Among the many people I called friends there was a woman named Jackie.
Jackie had a pretty interesting story. When she was right out of high school, she had joined a convent. The sisters at her convent took a vow of silence. As in, they didn't speak at all. About seven years into it, she decided this wasn't her calling. But here was the thing. How to convey this news? Once a week, on Sunday evenings, the sisters would gather for what they called Corona. They would all sit in a circle. The Mother Superior would chose someone at random, and the sister would be given an opportunity to speak. For as long as she liked. When she was finished, the sister to her left had an opportunity to speak. After a half an hour or so, Corona was over. Under this system, it took Jackie four years (!) to make her announcement. Then, to get together some money for her life after the convent, Jackie worked for three years nursing the older sisters in the convent.
And then she showed up at our wee college.
Lacking something in social skills.
Go figure, right?
I liked Jackie a lot. She had this otherworldly quality. Such a sweet nature. Thought deeply about everything.
She could probably stand a makeover. Wearing a habit for most of her life didn't leave her quite prepared for... well, anything.
Anyway, sitting around after dinner one night, a bunch of us, somebody asked Jackie about being a nun. How she could give up so much. Especially, one of the girls jumped in, guys. Having boyfriends, husbands.
"Ah," Jackie answered, "That's why I became a nun. I realized that no earthly man could satisfy me. Jesus was my lover."
No earthly man could satisfy me.
Wacky, huh?
Well lemme tell ya.
Last night, there I was at the Bike Stop. Bored bored bored. It wasn't a bad night really. Got started kind of late. A few hot guys. A few twink tourists. The usual. Bored bored bored.
What was up?
Simple. I've just been to Inferno. I've just been in the company of amazing men. Like spending time in some Valhalla. I've just allowed my beating heart to be ripped from me. I've just held in my hands the hearts of men I met there.
So that hot boy in the corner, the one with the shaved head and the beard. Kinda giving me the eye. Nice body on him. Haven't seen him before, probably from out of town.
So what? I'd chat him up, we'd make out, go back to his hotel room, and have sex or something.
And that would do what for me exactly? The point of that would be what?
*sigh*
No earthly man can satisfy me.
I went to a small, Catholic, liberal arts college run by a polish order of Bernardine Franciscan sisters. It was an absolutely great experience. Among the many people I called friends there was a woman named Jackie.
Jackie had a pretty interesting story. When she was right out of high school, she had joined a convent. The sisters at her convent took a vow of silence. As in, they didn't speak at all. About seven years into it, she decided this wasn't her calling. But here was the thing. How to convey this news? Once a week, on Sunday evenings, the sisters would gather for what they called Corona. They would all sit in a circle. The Mother Superior would chose someone at random, and the sister would be given an opportunity to speak. For as long as she liked. When she was finished, the sister to her left had an opportunity to speak. After a half an hour or so, Corona was over. Under this system, it took Jackie four years (!) to make her announcement. Then, to get together some money for her life after the convent, Jackie worked for three years nursing the older sisters in the convent.
And then she showed up at our wee college.
Lacking something in social skills.
Go figure, right?
I liked Jackie a lot. She had this otherworldly quality. Such a sweet nature. Thought deeply about everything.
She could probably stand a makeover. Wearing a habit for most of her life didn't leave her quite prepared for... well, anything.
Anyway, sitting around after dinner one night, a bunch of us, somebody asked Jackie about being a nun. How she could give up so much. Especially, one of the girls jumped in, guys. Having boyfriends, husbands.
"Ah," Jackie answered, "That's why I became a nun. I realized that no earthly man could satisfy me. Jesus was my lover."
No earthly man could satisfy me.
Wacky, huh?
Well lemme tell ya.
Last night, there I was at the Bike Stop. Bored bored bored. It wasn't a bad night really. Got started kind of late. A few hot guys. A few twink tourists. The usual. Bored bored bored.
What was up?
Simple. I've just been to Inferno. I've just been in the company of amazing men. Like spending time in some Valhalla. I've just allowed my beating heart to be ripped from me. I've just held in my hands the hearts of men I met there.
So that hot boy in the corner, the one with the shaved head and the beard. Kinda giving me the eye. Nice body on him. Haven't seen him before, probably from out of town.
So what? I'd chat him up, we'd make out, go back to his hotel room, and have sex or something.
And that would do what for me exactly? The point of that would be what?
*sigh*
No earthly man can satisfy me.
Making My Father’s Bed
Dad needed his laundry done. That means that today, I gathered it all up, loaded it into the washer, and later I’ll dry it, fold it, and put it away.
If you’ve ever cared for anyone who’s old, or very sick, you’ll know what’s involved here. It’s all filthy. Completely filthy. From when he doesn’t make it to the bathroom in time, from years and years and years of his sweat. The whites will never be white. Literally decades of dirt is what I’m up against here. He wears tshirts that are almost as old as I am. At least, I’ve been seeing him wear them for my whole life. When I find something--a pair of boxers that are little more than threads dangling from a waistband no longer elastic, a gauzy tshirt you could watch television through--I throw them away.
He hates that. A year and a half ago, when I bought him some new shirts, socks, underwear, tshirts for Christmas, I got yelled at. “I don’t need any of this stuff! There’s nothing wrong with what I have!”
I have no idea where this comes from. Maybe a clinging to what was familiar, a fear and hatred of seeing things get discarded because they’re old and worn out. Maybe when he takes his ancient tshirt reading “Pennsylvania Agriculture!” out of the drawer, he remembers the State Fair back in the 1970s, where he manned the Department of Agriculture booth, and his second wife, not yet racked by cancer, brought his young son to see the fair and visit him.
Of course, my buying him the new clothes for Christmas came from my selfish desire that he not be who he is. I want him to resemble, if only slightly, the dads one sees in the LL Bean catalog. Silver haired, teaching the grandkids fly-casting wearing a beautiful chambray shirt and snug-fitting cords, well-groomed, engaged.
The filthy, stinking sheets he’s slept in for the past two weeks get stripped from the bed. Deposited in the washer with his dirty towels. As I set to work making the bed, I can’t help thinking about how complicated our relationship has become in such a short period of time. I’m about to start on my third year here in Bucks County. In two years, the number of Things We Don’t Talk About has grown. So many little resentments have built up. On my side, and I’m sure on his side, too.
When I went to Inferno, leaving him alone for five days, he was incensed. “Why do you have to go away?” And he’s not just talking about five-day trips. He means ever. As in, going into Doylestown to check out the arts festival that they’re having.
A few weeks ago, I pointedly said to him, “Dad, I’m forty years old. If I were to spend weekend after weekend sitting here at home, that would mean that I was clinically depressed, and I hope that you’d take action to find me a good psychotherapist.”
He answered by saying that he would want that. Because he gets lonely when I’m not here.
And it’s not like we’re even in the same room, little less talking, when I am home. He sits in the spare bedroom, his “den,” smoking cigars and watching television. From ten in the morning until eleven thirty at night. Coming out once to eat something for lunch, and once when I call him for dinnner.
But on those rare occasions when he needs something back there, a lightbulb changed, new batteries for the remote control, whatever, and he calls out for me, the first time it’s with a hint of frustration in his voice (“damn lightbulb burned out again”), but the second time, seconds later, it’s panicky. Frightened. Where is he? Why doesn’t he answer?
And this will go on for years. Like George Bush, I went in without an exit strategy.
When I got together with my brother, visiting from Florida, I told him about the bad summer I’ve had, how hard it was when my father was positively delighted to learn that I didn’t have the money to drive down to Florida to visit my brother, stopping along the way to see friends and my Aunt Ellen in South Carolina. Nothing so much as a “well that’s too bad.” How when there’s a conflict between my father’s increasing dependency and my desire to have something resembling an adult life, he doesn’t even seem to be conscious that his gains are anything like a loss for me. Second childhood: he gets his way and that makes him happy. Case closed.
My brother said, “Look, he’s got nursing home insurance. You don’t need to be there if you don’t want to. You can get out.”
No I can’t. I can’t do that to him. I just can’t.
So that’s how complicated our relationship has become. So frought.
And yet, and yet, having watched my paycheck disappear within twenty-four hours after I put it in the bank, and leaving the bulk of my bills unpaid, and scrutinizing the Mega Jobs Section of the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Doylestown Intelligencer in vain (there’s totally nothing!), here I am making his bed. And taking such care with it. Smoothing out all the wrinkles in the fitted sheet and the top sheet, adding an extra blanket because the nights are getting cooler, arranging the two pillows my step-mother used in their place next to him, tucking everything in securely just like he likes it...
I’m soothed by this. By doing a good job for him. By making everything nice. Almost in inverse proportion to my frustration. Yesterday, I surprised him with one of his favorites, grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches for lunch, and last night for supper, I made a fish chowder he really enjoyed.
“It’s so good what you’re doing for your father.” How I hate to hear that. “You’re a good son.”
Just once, I’d love to relate my situation and have someone reply, “What kind of a parent would ask that kind of sacrifice from a child? A father should want his son to have a rich, full, and successful life. That’s wrong!”
And, of course, it certainly causes me to remember that there will be no one to care for me. Most of my close friends are older, my brother--my only living relative really--is fifteen years my senior. I’ll bury the lot of them. And I’ll roll around for weeks and weeks on end in my own filthy, soiled, stinking sheets, waiting, perhaps, for the home health aide to change them for me.
There. The bed is made. Beautiful, clean, fresh. You can bounce a quarter on it. Over the din of the Eagles game my father is watching in the next room, I hear the buzzer letting me know that the dryer is done. Time to fold his laundry.
Dad needed his laundry done. That means that today, I gathered it all up, loaded it into the washer, and later I’ll dry it, fold it, and put it away.
If you’ve ever cared for anyone who’s old, or very sick, you’ll know what’s involved here. It’s all filthy. Completely filthy. From when he doesn’t make it to the bathroom in time, from years and years and years of his sweat. The whites will never be white. Literally decades of dirt is what I’m up against here. He wears tshirts that are almost as old as I am. At least, I’ve been seeing him wear them for my whole life. When I find something--a pair of boxers that are little more than threads dangling from a waistband no longer elastic, a gauzy tshirt you could watch television through--I throw them away.
He hates that. A year and a half ago, when I bought him some new shirts, socks, underwear, tshirts for Christmas, I got yelled at. “I don’t need any of this stuff! There’s nothing wrong with what I have!”
I have no idea where this comes from. Maybe a clinging to what was familiar, a fear and hatred of seeing things get discarded because they’re old and worn out. Maybe when he takes his ancient tshirt reading “Pennsylvania Agriculture!” out of the drawer, he remembers the State Fair back in the 1970s, where he manned the Department of Agriculture booth, and his second wife, not yet racked by cancer, brought his young son to see the fair and visit him.
Of course, my buying him the new clothes for Christmas came from my selfish desire that he not be who he is. I want him to resemble, if only slightly, the dads one sees in the LL Bean catalog. Silver haired, teaching the grandkids fly-casting wearing a beautiful chambray shirt and snug-fitting cords, well-groomed, engaged.
The filthy, stinking sheets he’s slept in for the past two weeks get stripped from the bed. Deposited in the washer with his dirty towels. As I set to work making the bed, I can’t help thinking about how complicated our relationship has become in such a short period of time. I’m about to start on my third year here in Bucks County. In two years, the number of Things We Don’t Talk About has grown. So many little resentments have built up. On my side, and I’m sure on his side, too.
When I went to Inferno, leaving him alone for five days, he was incensed. “Why do you have to go away?” And he’s not just talking about five-day trips. He means ever. As in, going into Doylestown to check out the arts festival that they’re having.
A few weeks ago, I pointedly said to him, “Dad, I’m forty years old. If I were to spend weekend after weekend sitting here at home, that would mean that I was clinically depressed, and I hope that you’d take action to find me a good psychotherapist.”
He answered by saying that he would want that. Because he gets lonely when I’m not here.
And it’s not like we’re even in the same room, little less talking, when I am home. He sits in the spare bedroom, his “den,” smoking cigars and watching television. From ten in the morning until eleven thirty at night. Coming out once to eat something for lunch, and once when I call him for dinnner.
But on those rare occasions when he needs something back there, a lightbulb changed, new batteries for the remote control, whatever, and he calls out for me, the first time it’s with a hint of frustration in his voice (“damn lightbulb burned out again”), but the second time, seconds later, it’s panicky. Frightened. Where is he? Why doesn’t he answer?
And this will go on for years. Like George Bush, I went in without an exit strategy.
When I got together with my brother, visiting from Florida, I told him about the bad summer I’ve had, how hard it was when my father was positively delighted to learn that I didn’t have the money to drive down to Florida to visit my brother, stopping along the way to see friends and my Aunt Ellen in South Carolina. Nothing so much as a “well that’s too bad.” How when there’s a conflict between my father’s increasing dependency and my desire to have something resembling an adult life, he doesn’t even seem to be conscious that his gains are anything like a loss for me. Second childhood: he gets his way and that makes him happy. Case closed.
My brother said, “Look, he’s got nursing home insurance. You don’t need to be there if you don’t want to. You can get out.”
No I can’t. I can’t do that to him. I just can’t.
So that’s how complicated our relationship has become. So frought.
And yet, and yet, having watched my paycheck disappear within twenty-four hours after I put it in the bank, and leaving the bulk of my bills unpaid, and scrutinizing the Mega Jobs Section of the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Doylestown Intelligencer in vain (there’s totally nothing!), here I am making his bed. And taking such care with it. Smoothing out all the wrinkles in the fitted sheet and the top sheet, adding an extra blanket because the nights are getting cooler, arranging the two pillows my step-mother used in their place next to him, tucking everything in securely just like he likes it...
I’m soothed by this. By doing a good job for him. By making everything nice. Almost in inverse proportion to my frustration. Yesterday, I surprised him with one of his favorites, grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches for lunch, and last night for supper, I made a fish chowder he really enjoyed.
“It’s so good what you’re doing for your father.” How I hate to hear that. “You’re a good son.”
Just once, I’d love to relate my situation and have someone reply, “What kind of a parent would ask that kind of sacrifice from a child? A father should want his son to have a rich, full, and successful life. That’s wrong!”
And, of course, it certainly causes me to remember that there will be no one to care for me. Most of my close friends are older, my brother--my only living relative really--is fifteen years my senior. I’ll bury the lot of them. And I’ll roll around for weeks and weeks on end in my own filthy, soiled, stinking sheets, waiting, perhaps, for the home health aide to change them for me.
There. The bed is made. Beautiful, clean, fresh. You can bounce a quarter on it. Over the din of the Eagles game my father is watching in the next room, I hear the buzzer letting me know that the dryer is done. Time to fold his laundry.
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Chowder
I'm still all bliss-y and float-y from Inferno last weekend.
Dang.
I'm putting together a cd of some music for Roadkill. I have no idea how his tastes run. It's pretty much all of the tracks that Shuffle played on my long drive home that grabbed me and wouldn't let go. Maybe it can serve as the soundtrack to the next SuperPigs party.
Quiet night last night. Today I spent some time splitting firewood, the first time this season. And good to be back at it. This afternoon, I met up with a cranky dutchman (as in, Pennsylvania Dutch) that I've been chatting with since forever on AOL. And woof! What a hot man! Definitely one of my better internet meet ups.
Tonight for dinner, I'm making my famous Indian Summer Fish Stew. (Not calling it "chowder," as last years furious debate over just what qualifies as chowder remains unresolved. Lots of email with some strong opinions expressed were received, but no too people, despite whatever qualifications (8th generation new-englander, culinary school, etc.) seemed to agree.)
Tonight, I'm heading down to Philadelphia for a night at the Bike Stop.
Had a nice revelation today. Sort of summing up my Inferno XXXIV experience: I am home there. Hard to explain. My first experience was akin to walking across a junior high school cafeteria, not seeing any of your friends, and wondering where you're going to sit. Second year was much better, as I had met several new people, but had the inkling that I had something to prove to folks. Skipped last year, and then there was this time. From the moment the run started, I felt myself to be entirely among friends. Nothing to worry about. Just sit back, relax, and let it roll over me. To be sure, this all has way more to doo with me than it does anybody else at Inferno. But it's a wonderful feeling, to know for certain that I have a place there.
Sweet.
Anyway, time to make chowder.
I'm still all bliss-y and float-y from Inferno last weekend.
Dang.
I'm putting together a cd of some music for Roadkill. I have no idea how his tastes run. It's pretty much all of the tracks that Shuffle played on my long drive home that grabbed me and wouldn't let go. Maybe it can serve as the soundtrack to the next SuperPigs party.
Quiet night last night. Today I spent some time splitting firewood, the first time this season. And good to be back at it. This afternoon, I met up with a cranky dutchman (as in, Pennsylvania Dutch) that I've been chatting with since forever on AOL. And woof! What a hot man! Definitely one of my better internet meet ups.
Tonight for dinner, I'm making my famous Indian Summer Fish Stew. (Not calling it "chowder," as last years furious debate over just what qualifies as chowder remains unresolved. Lots of email with some strong opinions expressed were received, but no too people, despite whatever qualifications (8th generation new-englander, culinary school, etc.) seemed to agree.)
Tonight, I'm heading down to Philadelphia for a night at the Bike Stop.
Had a nice revelation today. Sort of summing up my Inferno XXXIV experience: I am home there. Hard to explain. My first experience was akin to walking across a junior high school cafeteria, not seeing any of your friends, and wondering where you're going to sit. Second year was much better, as I had met several new people, but had the inkling that I had something to prove to folks. Skipped last year, and then there was this time. From the moment the run started, I felt myself to be entirely among friends. Nothing to worry about. Just sit back, relax, and let it roll over me. To be sure, this all has way more to doo with me than it does anybody else at Inferno. But it's a wonderful feeling, to know for certain that I have a place there.
Sweet.
Anyway, time to make chowder.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Infernal
Okay. Here it is. And it’s long.
So settle back, light up a nice cigar, and enjoy. Here’s the account of my time at Session A of Inferno XXXIV.
An inauspicious beginning to this journey.
If you had bet me that I could drive all the way through in one straight shot, stopping only for Starbucks on the Ohio Turnpike and a hamburger for lunch, I would have turned you down flat. But, leaving at 7 am, the ride out went incredibly smooth. Perhaps that was due, in part, to reduced traffic on the roads because of the extortionary price of gas. (I refused to stop for gas in Ohio. Screw’em. Their electoral votes secured his presidency, so it’s their fault that his oil industry cronies are reaping these windfall profits without sanction.) But, at 8 pm the same day, there I was, sitting in the parking lot of the Top Secret Location.
This presented something of a problem. I was there a day early. Set up would be going on, and I would be something of a distraction to all that hard work. After dinner at the restaurant across the street from the Top Secret Location, I steeled my nerves and entered. As expected, my welcome was not quite “Hail Fellow And Well Met,” but more along the lines of the proverbial fart in church. It was a problem. I said that I would be happy to drive to the nearest truck stop and sleep there in my car, but if I could sleep in my bed--and the guy I was sharing my bed with was already on-site--then I would gladly work like hell on set-up the next day. After endless consultation, that seemed to be okay. And I bedded down with Alpha for the night.
I found Alpha, busy in his cabin getting his former boy bobby all set with the bottle of Fantastick, as it would be bobby’s job for the duration of the run to ensure that their bathroom was always at all times Clean and Fresh. Alpha and I lost no time at all getting into our rollicking Inferno buddies mode, imagining writing a letter to the fantasy committee, charged with fulfilling the fantasies submitted to them by men attending Inferno, along the lines of, “Dear Fantasy Committee, My fantasy is to take the AIDS-y spooge from a popped zit and stick it up the butt of a really cute kitten.” Love that Alpha!
The next day, I worked like hell under the watchful eye of Diabolique, spritzing and wiping down everything that didn’t walk away from me in the Bondage Tent. Another irksome turn of events went down when, after it was decided that the Bondage Tent, and everything else involved with set-up was indeed “Done,” I tried to drive through the front gate to unload my jeep. In the time it took for me to walk to my car and drive up to the gate, all of the coordinators had assembled, as if by magic, and were blocking my path. With much tugging of the forelock, I asked if I could please just drive the thirty yards from the gate to my room, unload my jeep, and then go park in the parking lot. And received a flat out “No.”
This meant that those two hundred pounds of chain had to be lugged those ninety feet by Yours Truly. Muttering something about “brotherhood” all the while.
A dip in the pool and some sunbathing did a lot to restore my spirits. And, catching up with the guys there that I knew, and watching people arrive. Inferno was getting under way.
Oh man. It felt really really really Important that I was there.
I met my roommates, and together we learned that we were to be five, and not four. A cot had been set up in our room, and Session A was booked beyond solid. So amidst us and our gear, we’d have to make room for some... some... stranger. I hopefully offered that maybe he would be someone unlikeable so we could all have a good time playing wicked step-sisters to his Cinderella.
Dinner was filled with more verge-of-tears greetings (“I’m really here!”), and the electricity of anticipation of the run. Following dinner, we all gathered for Opening Ceremonies. Orchestrated by none other than Roman Cool, it absolutely brought the house down. (Why yes, that was me shouting “Bravi! Bravi!”. “Bravo” is what you shout to a single male performer, but the plural “Bravi” is to congratulate a group of performers. Unless the group consists entirely of women, then it’s “Brave.” Or for one woman, diva that she be, it’s “Brava!” There. Now you can be all smug next time you go to the opera.)
The dungeons were open.
I was in a good space. “No more RoboTop” made for a good mantra. It really was just enough that I was there. I strolled around, taking in the sights and sounds of the first night of serious SM. And got to bed around midnight.
The next morning, I awoke to find myself looking at our fifth roommate, whose wee little cot was planted smack up against mine. There, inches from me, was this big, beautiful heavily tattooed man, snoring loudly. For about an hour, I watched him sleep. He seemed to be having a really good dream. Periodically, he would arch his head back, practically lifting his shoulders off the mattress, get this beatific smile on his face, like St. Teresa in ecstasy, and go, “Mmmmmmuhhhh.” I debated rolling over next to him on his wee little cot, but decided not to, as we hadn’t been formally introduced. (He had come to bed after me.)
But, the next morning, emerging from the shower, I found that Beautiful Dreamer was up and about. We looked at each other, and hastily exchanged lustful Woofs. This was going to be verrrry cool.
The first full day of the run would be a busy one for me. I was doing a scene with Horowitz. Luckily, the day before, we had run into one another and talked about it. The interest I had expressed was finding pig-space. Tragically, Horowitz had mistakenly thought this involved blow jobs. I filled him in: I hate giving blowjobs. If I never give another one in my life, I won’t be upset in the least. I’ve decided that I have too limits: One) I don’t get burned. All those years of working in restaurants has left me with a horror and dislike of getting burned. Burns hurt. Two) Nothing goes in my mouth that’s not food I like. That includes penis. That does not, necessarily, include piss. With the appropriate asparagus caveats in place, I’m cool with that. Horowitz, God love’m, said this was no problem. He could rearrange things, and turn his attention to my hole. He also told me this would involve me making an announcement at lunch. One consisting only of five words, which he would give me then.
At lunch, Horowitz was passed the microphone, and introduced me, inviting anyone who wanted to help out with a scene at 3:30 in the compound. He had me turn my back to the audience to show off my voluptuous butt, and then gave me the five words. Over the PA system, I said to everyone assembled at Inferno, “Please Sirs, fuck me, Sirs.”
Immediately after lunch, I had a date with Kokoe. Fresh from Burning Man, Kokoe was up for another flogging. I like him so much! There’s so much we share in common. He gets me, and I think I get him. So much so that Kokoe told me he is intent on recruiting me for the Radical Faeries. He feels certain that there’s a place for me at the Faeries sanctuary in Tennessee that he calls home. And paying a visit is definitely on my List Of Things To Do.
The flogging was beautiful. Both of us had a blast. I was reminded of something that a man from Texas told me at a flogging workshop I attended during my first Inferno. There I was, flogging away on my workshop bottom, and he stopped me and said I wasn’t doing it hard enough. “No,” he said, “you’ve got to give it all you’ve got. That’s what he wants, and that’s what he deserves.”
Right.
Post flogging, Kokoe and I relaxed and caught up a bit. But I excused myself. I had to go clean out. Three-thirty was fast approaching. Cleaning out took a while--just couldn’t get the water to run clear--but I had given myself plenty of time, and I enjoyed doing it anyway. And apparently, since there have been no after effects, the water supply at the Top Secret Location seems to be better quality than that in Jersey City, where I gleefully dosed myself with crypto back when I bought my Sur-Shot. And I did my level best to get into the headspace for the scene, even though sex is always so frought for me, and that is the quintessential opposite of the pig-space I hoped to attain. “I’m trusting... I’m trusting...”
Horowitz, fresh from conducting a workshop on electrical play, was unable to stop in his room and get a blindfold for me. But, I did a great job of keeping my eyes closed. (I swear!) The deal was, I would be The Hole. Taking all cummers. Horowitz would create safe space for me to find pig space. That was what the scene was all about. After my booted ankles were restrained and up in the air, my hole, tight as ever, started getting worked.
“I’m trusting... I’m trusting...”
Okay. So pretty quickly, I realized that it wasn’t a penis making me squirm. It was a dildo. Now, I’m not a big fan of phalluses made of vulcanized rubber. They... hurt. But I did my level best... to imagine the men of Inferno, lining up to take their turn at me. That was what this was all about. And, it worked.
When Horowitz decided that I had enough, he slowly brought me back. To my delight, I saw he had a well-chosen accomplice: a really wonderful guy from St. Louis I had met throwing whips at my first Inferno. H. explained that as he was also an accomplished fister, he had helped to open me up.
We sat there in the post-scene glow together.
I avoided looking at the dildo. It felt huge, but I knew the deal. Whenever anyone has wanted to use toys on me, he usually starts with the medium size one. Then, after my whining and complaining, we go down a size. More whining and complaining from me. Down a size. Eventually, if it happens at all, it’s with the teeny tiny one. Like, big as your pinkie finger. But as I was dressing and H. was fetching stuff to clean up, there it was. And it was a big one! And by the... ummm... lube line, it had gone went pretty deep into me. Wow.
So I had definitely gone to a place I’ve never been before. Ahhh... that Inferno magic.
And then I cleaned toilets. You wanna go to Inferno, then you gotta work. In previous years I had done set-up, thus freeing me up for the run. But this time, I went into the labor pool, and I came up with “Facilities.” That’s the nice way of saying either taking out the trash or cleaning the bathrooms. But I’m actually fine about cleaning the johns. It was always my job growing up, and no matter what the state of my apartment, my bathrooms have always been clean. It’s just a toilet, a bowl of water. What’s the big deal? So every day at 5 pm, I would meet up with my bathroom cleaning partner to take care of business.
And, I had made a remarkable discovery. Icarus was at Inferno! Icarus and I stumbled across each other on the World Wide Internet, and immediately hit it off. On worldleathermen of all places, where what passes for communication amounts to ‘You’re hot! Let’s fuck! Oh wait, you’re really far away...,” he and I go on and on in extraordinarily lengthy messages. When he was visiting family in Philadelphia, we met up for dinner, and discovered we liked each other in person, too. When he approached me in the beverage tent, I didn’t even recognize him, secure as I was in my belief that such good things just don’t happen to me. But there he was! We set up a date for that night, and I was looking forward to beating him until there was nothing left but a greasy spot.
Alas. Some bug Icarus had picked up had him taking to his bed. So it seemed I had a night free. Wandering through the compound, I came across Beautiful Dreamer, the fifth occupant of our room. We followed up on the exchanged woofs of that morning.
Beautiful Dreamer is All That. So All That. We’re talking verrrry hot. Covered in ink. Way sweet disposition. Warm. Open. Happy. With that ‘everybody’s buddy’ quality that I love about Special Guy. And that up-for-anything-in-bed quality that always turns my crank. We talked. And I loved talking to him. “You,” I said, “are a very special boy.”
So we went back to our room. Our roommates were still out and about. And, y’know, we turned in early. Fitting very snugly together on his wee little cot.
Very sweet.
Okay. Now we’re up to the final day of Inferno. Tomorrow would be it. With the great scenes I had already had, with Kokoe, with Horowitz, and the wonderful night in the arms of Beautiful Dreamer... I was more than content.
And I had a full day planned. First off, a scene with a new guy from Arizona. That afternoon, I would be doing a scene with bobby. I had met bobby at MAL, when he was Alpha’s boy. Alpha had brought him to this, his first Inferno, and was being a good host. bobby is a hottie, so I didn’t have to be asked twice.
But there was a problem. bobby was looking to take the plunge into Mondo Singletails. Like... Yum! When we talked scheduling, it turned out that 3:30 was the time that worked best for both of us. Later, bobby had a date with none other than Roman Cool.
Uh huh.
Lest I need to remind you, Roman Cool is pretty much an international whipsman extraordinaire. He and bobby hadn’t specifically discussed just what they would be doing, but bobby had told R.C. that he was interested in getting whipped. And I was extended that same opportunity.
Now let me spell this out. There was the distinct possibility that bobby would arrive at his scene with Roman Cool all bubbly from getting whipped by little ol’ me.
Should I cock block Roman Cool?
(Let’s turn to the SingleTails Dictionary (Abridged Version) for that one. The STD(AV) defines “Cockblock” as follows: (verb, gerund), Success at sexual conquest at the expense of a rival who arrived on the scene first and therefore had a much better chance, in part by taking advantage of the heightened arousal of the conquest that has been elevated by the flirtations of the rival.)
So cockblocking Roman Cool would definitely not be cool. For example, I would never ever be able to bottom to him again, right?
So what to do with bobby?
I mulled this all over, but wrapped my head around a milestone: I would be doing my first whipping scene at Inferno! The honor has thus far eluded me. No surprise there. Roman Cool, Albert von Munich, Roadkill, Noted Author, Peter from SF, ARt... the list goes on and on. All of these world-class whipping Tops. They’ve got lines six deep. Who would want to be whipped by li’l ol’ me? It’s like I get to sit in on batting practice with the Yankees.
But very early on the first night of the weekend, I met dungeonbait. He approached. We chatted. I asked him what he was up for. And, he gave a thorough list, in order of interest, citing his experience level in each area.
Wow! Props there! bottoms like that make it so easy to be a Top. He liked flogging, and had had the merest taste of getting whipped, and wanted to really do a whipping scene.
So immediately, he and I had a connection. If the connection isn’t there, you might as well play Yahtzee. If it is there, and it’s strong, than there’s nowhere you can’t go.
We met up, and headed down to the whipping tent. Dang I love the whipping tent. Large and spacious, erected over a lawn so it smells faintly of grass, the various frames and crosses, like a sculpture garden. Despite the cracks of whips and the slap of floggers--and the lamentations and exultations--there’s a certain siilence to the place. Like a temple.
I laid out my floggers, and the special whip. The only one I use in a scene anymore. It feels as though they’ve been a part of my life forever. I know their personalities so well. Closing my eyes, I can see how each arcs, almost feel the weight of each, hear the sound they make.
The scene went so well. Just wonderful when you feel so on top of your game. Feeling that energy, not flowing from you, but flowing through you.
And dungeonbait was exquisite. A strong, powerful man, so responsive, and just giving himself over to me, with what seemed to be perfect trust. Just so beautiful. Sublime.
*sigh*
Nothing beats whipping. The most intimate experience two men can share, bar none.
So what to do with bobby? Thinking that through, I came across the motorcycle. Someone at some point had donated a bike to Hellfire. Every run, it sits there, secured with cables so it won’t tip over, with a sign propped up against the back wheel reading, “Okay To Play On. Really!”
And an idea took shape. I asked bobby if he’d be up for some chain bondage. After all, I had lugged them seven hundred and fifty miles. All two hundred pounds of them. bobby was concerned. He had been playing pretty rough. I told him that all that would be involved would be a nice gentle ride. Nothing to do but lie back and enjoy.
He sat on the motorcycle, and I set to work. Chains and padlocks. Nice guy that I am, I set them in the sun to warm them up before I put them on him. As is always (Always!) the case with chain bondage, bobby looked magnificent. There on the bike, his ankles over the handlebars, his hands above his head on the rack over the back wheel. And he was loving it.
It was a fun scene. Light-hearted. I made with the witty repartee.
Then came my favorite part. I removed all the padlocks and then told bobby, “Okie doke. Be on your way.”
bobby struggled. And struggled. And struggled.
“Oh sure. Fine. No, really. You just sit there. I’ll do all the work. No really. It’s fine.”
bobby struggled and struggled.
He managed to sit upright in the seat, and grabbed the handlebars.
“Vrrrrrooom! Vrrrrooooom!!” I offered encouragingly.
Finally free (bobby definitely didn’t set any records), we hugged. And giggled. bobby said that it was the highlight of his Inferno. (Awww... but he probably tells that to all his Tops.)
So there was this guy watching the scene. There were several who had stopped by, but he was sort of down for the whole thing.
As I was putting the chains away, he approached. He was with the fantasy committee. Y’see, an Inferno attendee has the opportunity to submit (!) a fantasy in writing, and the fantasy committee is charged with realizing that fantasy. (Wait. Did I cover that with the kitten and the zit spooge thing above? Sorry if so.)
He said he had this fantasy that had him stumped. A guy wanted to be chained up in a chair. The were planning on abducting him at dinner, but weren’t sure how to go about the chaining.
Tonight. Gosh. I had a big scene planned for that night. I wasn’t sure I could help out...
But then I read the guy’s letter to the fantasy committee. And... and... he... he gets it. He gets chain bondage. It was all there. He even specified that the restraints used be the kind that were secured with padlocks. (Of course I have restraints that are secured with padlocks!) Also enclosed was his picture. I had noticed the guy. He seemed shy and quiet. But intelligent. And kind. His fantasy description was so painstaking. This was really important to him.
And I am the only man at Inferno who can make it happen. Actually, as far as I know, I’m the only person in North America. There’s one other chain bondage Top that I know of, but he’s in Australia. And I’ve heard he’s an asshole.
I said I’d try to move my evening scene to a later date.
Time for cocktails! Leather cocktails by the pool. Traditionally, cocktails on the last night are when you Dress To Impress. And I had an idea. I left my Menkes at home. (Sorry, David.) I wanted to show off my ink. So, my chain tattoo goes from my right ankle to my left wrist. I wore my Wesco boots and jockstrap, and I wrapped a length of chain from my left ankle to my right wrist. It was a total hit. However, every time I moved, it yanked more of the hairs out of my asscrack. How do those men I chain up deal with that??? When folks started lining up for dinner, I quick ran back to my room to switch off the chain for a leather vest.
Inferno Tip: Smother your prime rib that you get at the banquet in the horseradish sauce.
After the banquet, during announcements, I got the word. The abduction was soon to transpire. I scampered off to the Bondage Tent to get ready for the abductee. They brought him in, pillow case over his head, and plopped him down in a barber chair.
I put on the wrist restraints. And secured them with padlocks.
*sigh*
Then the chain started going on. I rapped to him while I worked. Telling him how much I liked the all-but-eternal quality of steel, that he was in there until I decided otherwise, and that ultimately, he’d turn to dust before the chains would. I managed to get one of the lengths of chain, secured with a padlock, around his beautiful dick and balls. And he was just beautiful. So gorgeous. All wrapped up like that. I removed the pillowcase so he could enjoy the spectacle, too. And enjoy it he did. He sat there stunned and awed, looking down at his immobilzed body.
“Look at this, boy,” I said, “I’ve even got your dick chained up.” I reached down and grabbed it, stroking it.
And damned if he didn’t shoot a huge, huge load. It was like popping a baloon.
All good things must come to an end. And the chains had to come off. I did the take-off-the-padlocks thing. He was astonished at how heavy the chains were. I asked him if he’d be down with wearing one of the chains, the first one I ever bought actually, padlocked around his neck overnight. He consented, beaming. Cool.
Okay. Time to switch gears. One more scene to make my Inferno complete. I was getting whipped. By the man they call Roadkill.
Roadkill is the kind of guy you’d want to be caught up in a Central American revolution with. Note the phrasing there. I didn’t say, “If you had to be caught up in a Central American revolution. Nope. More than that. Even if it meant that the two of you would be ultimately shot as enemies of the people, when you were sitting in your hotel room and heard gunfire and turned on the television to see that the airport had been taken over by the rebels and there was no way for you to leave, you would find yourself thinking “Great!”.
Roadkill and I had talked. Very casual. Like we were talking about a dinner party. I like my wrists down, not up above my shoulders.
I had nothing to prove to anyone, least of all myself. I just felt that I was due. I’ve whipped a lot of men (and whippingboy!) since I took it from ARt. Yeah. I was due.
And I swear, that was it! That’s what it was all about for me.
I decided that it would be worth my while to spend some of my dwindling resources on a run tshirt. They’re really cool this year, art by Axel of Seattle. And they’re white. And as I explained to Roadkill, if... I... uh... bled, then it would be cool to... uh... put the tshirt on, and... uh... kind of have a... uh... memento. “Not,” I made clear, “that blood was a goal.”
Roadkill reserved space for me on the cross in the noisy dungeon. Even though I would prefer the whipping tent, the sweet smell of the grass and cool september night and all, but I am not good in the whipping tent. I am a verrrry noisy bottom.
Y’see, I love to sing. But I apparently have a not so great singing voice. But when I’m up there on the cross, you better believe I’m gonna sing out. So, much better I rattle the rafters of the noisy dungeon than wake up everyone within a fifty mile radius of the Top Secret Location.
I had told Roadkill that I hated to be flogged, and so he decided that he’d warm up with the whip.
Okay.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
We started with tying me down. My ankles. Around my waist. I was wearing those wrapping wrist restraints from Mr. S. But Roadkill opted not to attach them to anything.
Okay.
Here we go.
First came those little kisses. No cracks. Just the touch of the whip.
Okay.
Something was... ...different.
When I was whipped before, I remember it as being sort of fun. I don’t remember it being painful really. And I don’t know that ARt went easy on me.
But this hurt.
During the tattoo journey, there were some nights where even though the ink was going right on my shin or ribcage or something, it was no problem. I would just be yucking it up with Joe. But on a few nights, I was just not processing the pain. It hurt. A lot. And I wanted it to be over.
And tonight, I just didn’t seem to processing the pain.
Last time, i was laughing at times. Crying, laughing, it was all the same.
I had to work at it. Deep breaths. Working up the adrenaline. The restraints on my unrestrained hands cushioned my hands like boxing gloves. And I guess that was the association. When one of Roadkill’s throws hit home (damn that boney back of mine!) I would pound my fists against the cross. Like a prizefighter getting his blood up.
We built and built.
Oh man.
I was mostly incoherent. But a few times, I remember saying, “I am really scared.”
Scared.
Boy, was I ever scared.
There was the usual fear-of-disappointing-the-Top fear. Being way too much of a lightweight. That fear. But there was something else there I was afraid of. Something deeper.
Heavier and heavier.
Cracking now. Cracking and connecting.
I was howling. Explosions of pain on my back as Roadkill’s whip rained down on me.
Howling. I was howling. Pounding my fists against the cross. Howling.
(My sincere apologies to anyone else who was trying to do a scene in the noisy dungeon that night. I mean really. What a pain in the ass that would have been.
Howling.
Howling!
And scared.
Roadkill moved in for the kill.
And there was Alpha. Standing behind the cross, his sweet, beautiful face. His eyes looking into mine.
Okay. So at this point, I was in a place behind howling. i was screaming. Screaming and crying. And really really scared.
“Just two more,” said Alpha.
“Oh god John, I’m scared, I’m so scared.”
Crack. I screamed.
Crack. That was it.
“It’s okay now. It’s okay,” said Alpha, “It’s over.
John, I said, it’s worse. I’m still afraid, but now I don’t know what I’m afraid of.
And with that, the bottom dropped out. And down I went. Down down down. Just weeping and wailing.
I wondered, would this stop? Would this be it from now on? Had I lost it?
This was despair.
This was hell.
Alpha and Roadkill held me. Held me tight. While I went right to hell. I spent what felt like a long time there. Thus giving me grave concerns. What was the way out?
But then it happened.
I remembered the scene earlier in the evening after dinner. That sweet man. His fantasy. The chains. The expression on his face.
I always try to do my best. And sometimes, I end up doing something good.
That was it. The thing to hold onto. The way back. The road out of hell.
I was breathing again. Roadkill and Alpha were there. These two amazing men.
I was okay.
My head swimming, I leaned against the cross as Roadkill cleared away his gear. Time for us to vacate the cross.
Alpha smiled at me, sang, “Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes...”
He didn’t know the words. (Who does?) He hummed the tune.
Roadkill took me in his arms, and we danced. There in front of the cross. He lead. I followed.
Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes.
I asked, no one in particular, “Was that still SM?”
And was it? I mean, is that what this was all about? If so, what is this SM stuff all about? Damned if I know.
We lay down, the three of us, on the mattress underneath the bondage frame in the noisy dungeon. Other folks took over the cross. Other scenes went down. We listened to the noises.
bobby showed up. Joined us. Alpha headed off into the night. Roadkill, bobby and I made our way back to the compound.
I was all kinds of wired. My back felt amazing. So warm.
I put my shirt on. Not because I felt it was anything like bloody. Tonight, I was a wuss. But as usual, I was cold.
We three stood together, arm in arm in arm. Watching all that SM. Or whatever it was.
“I wish,” I said, “that I could take my dog for a walk. On a summer night like this, under the stars, it’s such a perfect way to end the day.”
Roadkill was inspired. He took his whip, and looped it around bobby’s neck. “He’s not your dog, but he needs a walk. Just bring him back to me. I’ll be down there.
So pup bobby and I took a walk.
My last night at Inferno. That night felt like the most important night of my life.
And I sure didn’t see it coming.
I delivered pup bobby to Roadkill, who smiled at me and said, “He thinks I’m going to go easy on him.” As I headed back to my room, I heard Roadkill’s belt working bobby’s butt.
*sigh*
I joined Beautiful Dreamer on his wee little cot. Tonight, I really needed a man to hold on to. All the better a hot man like Beautiful Dreamer.
The next morning. Time to pack and leave. But first a shower. When the bathroom was roommate free, I headed in. Peeling off my shirt, I wondered how my back was looking. Wondering if there would be anything to bear witness to the amaziing night I had had.
And whaddyaknow. There were marks on my back. I asked a roommate if I could borrow a mirror. And tthere it was, in all it’s gory glory. A whole archipelago of cuts from Roadkill’s whip. I had bled. I wasn’t perhaps the wuss I thought I was. Roadkill, perhaps, hadn’t held back. He had let me have it.
Damn.
I loaded up the car. I went to brunch. I retrieved my chain that had spent the night around Fantasy Man. I bid fond farewells. I got in my Jeep Liberty, and headed out the driveway. And there was Roadkill, walking with his slave, pluG. I slowed, I stopped, I opened the door. Confirmed that I was leaving. I told Roadkill that I tried to do journaling, but it seemed that language was distancing, and I didn’t want that distance. I didn’t want to leave the experience behind. “Words are coins with the faces worn off,” agreed Roadkill, quoting Nietzsche.
And so I left him with these: It was wonderful. Thank you.
The long drive home. Not starting out first thing in the morning, I lost my light about two thirds of the way. That made for slower going. And fatigue. I stopped at a rest stop off Route 80 in the wilds of Western Pennsylvania. Yeah. I was kind of hoping for some friendly trucker to invite me to spend the night in his comfy cab. Okay. So I periodically flashed my headlights and spent time leaning on the hood of my jeep smoking and rubbing my crotch.
And got a few hours of uncomfortable sleep.
And now I’m home. At work, my partner, the Bush-votin’, Bible-thumpin’ one, is full of questions. What did you do? Did you play games? What did you do? How many guys were there? What did you do? And by the way, what did you do?
“First rule of fight club: Nobody talks about Fight Club.”
But I have been somewhat more open at my gym. Just flaunting my back. For all the dads and high school football players that populate the place.
And I’m still pretty much in awe.
Of those amazing men. Many of whom I love. Some of whom have held my heart. Some of whom have entrusted me with theirs. And just the fact that Inferno exists at all.
And that I was there.
Okay. Here it is. And it’s long.
So settle back, light up a nice cigar, and enjoy. Here’s the account of my time at Session A of Inferno XXXIV.
An inauspicious beginning to this journey.
If you had bet me that I could drive all the way through in one straight shot, stopping only for Starbucks on the Ohio Turnpike and a hamburger for lunch, I would have turned you down flat. But, leaving at 7 am, the ride out went incredibly smooth. Perhaps that was due, in part, to reduced traffic on the roads because of the extortionary price of gas. (I refused to stop for gas in Ohio. Screw’em. Their electoral votes secured his presidency, so it’s their fault that his oil industry cronies are reaping these windfall profits without sanction.) But, at 8 pm the same day, there I was, sitting in the parking lot of the Top Secret Location.
This presented something of a problem. I was there a day early. Set up would be going on, and I would be something of a distraction to all that hard work. After dinner at the restaurant across the street from the Top Secret Location, I steeled my nerves and entered. As expected, my welcome was not quite “Hail Fellow And Well Met,” but more along the lines of the proverbial fart in church. It was a problem. I said that I would be happy to drive to the nearest truck stop and sleep there in my car, but if I could sleep in my bed--and the guy I was sharing my bed with was already on-site--then I would gladly work like hell on set-up the next day. After endless consultation, that seemed to be okay. And I bedded down with Alpha for the night.
I found Alpha, busy in his cabin getting his former boy bobby all set with the bottle of Fantastick, as it would be bobby’s job for the duration of the run to ensure that their bathroom was always at all times Clean and Fresh. Alpha and I lost no time at all getting into our rollicking Inferno buddies mode, imagining writing a letter to the fantasy committee, charged with fulfilling the fantasies submitted to them by men attending Inferno, along the lines of, “Dear Fantasy Committee, My fantasy is to take the AIDS-y spooge from a popped zit and stick it up the butt of a really cute kitten.” Love that Alpha!
The next day, I worked like hell under the watchful eye of Diabolique, spritzing and wiping down everything that didn’t walk away from me in the Bondage Tent. Another irksome turn of events went down when, after it was decided that the Bondage Tent, and everything else involved with set-up was indeed “Done,” I tried to drive through the front gate to unload my jeep. In the time it took for me to walk to my car and drive up to the gate, all of the coordinators had assembled, as if by magic, and were blocking my path. With much tugging of the forelock, I asked if I could please just drive the thirty yards from the gate to my room, unload my jeep, and then go park in the parking lot. And received a flat out “No.”
This meant that those two hundred pounds of chain had to be lugged those ninety feet by Yours Truly. Muttering something about “brotherhood” all the while.
A dip in the pool and some sunbathing did a lot to restore my spirits. And, catching up with the guys there that I knew, and watching people arrive. Inferno was getting under way.
Oh man. It felt really really really Important that I was there.
I met my roommates, and together we learned that we were to be five, and not four. A cot had been set up in our room, and Session A was booked beyond solid. So amidst us and our gear, we’d have to make room for some... some... stranger. I hopefully offered that maybe he would be someone unlikeable so we could all have a good time playing wicked step-sisters to his Cinderella.
Dinner was filled with more verge-of-tears greetings (“I’m really here!”), and the electricity of anticipation of the run. Following dinner, we all gathered for Opening Ceremonies. Orchestrated by none other than Roman Cool, it absolutely brought the house down. (Why yes, that was me shouting “Bravi! Bravi!”. “Bravo” is what you shout to a single male performer, but the plural “Bravi” is to congratulate a group of performers. Unless the group consists entirely of women, then it’s “Brave.” Or for one woman, diva that she be, it’s “Brava!” There. Now you can be all smug next time you go to the opera.)
The dungeons were open.
I was in a good space. “No more RoboTop” made for a good mantra. It really was just enough that I was there. I strolled around, taking in the sights and sounds of the first night of serious SM. And got to bed around midnight.
The next morning, I awoke to find myself looking at our fifth roommate, whose wee little cot was planted smack up against mine. There, inches from me, was this big, beautiful heavily tattooed man, snoring loudly. For about an hour, I watched him sleep. He seemed to be having a really good dream. Periodically, he would arch his head back, practically lifting his shoulders off the mattress, get this beatific smile on his face, like St. Teresa in ecstasy, and go, “Mmmmmmuhhhh.” I debated rolling over next to him on his wee little cot, but decided not to, as we hadn’t been formally introduced. (He had come to bed after me.)
But, the next morning, emerging from the shower, I found that Beautiful Dreamer was up and about. We looked at each other, and hastily exchanged lustful Woofs. This was going to be verrrry cool.
The first full day of the run would be a busy one for me. I was doing a scene with Horowitz. Luckily, the day before, we had run into one another and talked about it. The interest I had expressed was finding pig-space. Tragically, Horowitz had mistakenly thought this involved blow jobs. I filled him in: I hate giving blowjobs. If I never give another one in my life, I won’t be upset in the least. I’ve decided that I have too limits: One) I don’t get burned. All those years of working in restaurants has left me with a horror and dislike of getting burned. Burns hurt. Two) Nothing goes in my mouth that’s not food I like. That includes penis. That does not, necessarily, include piss. With the appropriate asparagus caveats in place, I’m cool with that. Horowitz, God love’m, said this was no problem. He could rearrange things, and turn his attention to my hole. He also told me this would involve me making an announcement at lunch. One consisting only of five words, which he would give me then.
At lunch, Horowitz was passed the microphone, and introduced me, inviting anyone who wanted to help out with a scene at 3:30 in the compound. He had me turn my back to the audience to show off my voluptuous butt, and then gave me the five words. Over the PA system, I said to everyone assembled at Inferno, “Please Sirs, fuck me, Sirs.”
Immediately after lunch, I had a date with Kokoe. Fresh from Burning Man, Kokoe was up for another flogging. I like him so much! There’s so much we share in common. He gets me, and I think I get him. So much so that Kokoe told me he is intent on recruiting me for the Radical Faeries. He feels certain that there’s a place for me at the Faeries sanctuary in Tennessee that he calls home. And paying a visit is definitely on my List Of Things To Do.
The flogging was beautiful. Both of us had a blast. I was reminded of something that a man from Texas told me at a flogging workshop I attended during my first Inferno. There I was, flogging away on my workshop bottom, and he stopped me and said I wasn’t doing it hard enough. “No,” he said, “you’ve got to give it all you’ve got. That’s what he wants, and that’s what he deserves.”
Right.
Post flogging, Kokoe and I relaxed and caught up a bit. But I excused myself. I had to go clean out. Three-thirty was fast approaching. Cleaning out took a while--just couldn’t get the water to run clear--but I had given myself plenty of time, and I enjoyed doing it anyway. And apparently, since there have been no after effects, the water supply at the Top Secret Location seems to be better quality than that in Jersey City, where I gleefully dosed myself with crypto back when I bought my Sur-Shot. And I did my level best to get into the headspace for the scene, even though sex is always so frought for me, and that is the quintessential opposite of the pig-space I hoped to attain. “I’m trusting... I’m trusting...”
Horowitz, fresh from conducting a workshop on electrical play, was unable to stop in his room and get a blindfold for me. But, I did a great job of keeping my eyes closed. (I swear!) The deal was, I would be The Hole. Taking all cummers. Horowitz would create safe space for me to find pig space. That was what the scene was all about. After my booted ankles were restrained and up in the air, my hole, tight as ever, started getting worked.
“I’m trusting... I’m trusting...”
Okay. So pretty quickly, I realized that it wasn’t a penis making me squirm. It was a dildo. Now, I’m not a big fan of phalluses made of vulcanized rubber. They... hurt. But I did my level best... to imagine the men of Inferno, lining up to take their turn at me. That was what this was all about. And, it worked.
When Horowitz decided that I had enough, he slowly brought me back. To my delight, I saw he had a well-chosen accomplice: a really wonderful guy from St. Louis I had met throwing whips at my first Inferno. H. explained that as he was also an accomplished fister, he had helped to open me up.
We sat there in the post-scene glow together.
I avoided looking at the dildo. It felt huge, but I knew the deal. Whenever anyone has wanted to use toys on me, he usually starts with the medium size one. Then, after my whining and complaining, we go down a size. More whining and complaining from me. Down a size. Eventually, if it happens at all, it’s with the teeny tiny one. Like, big as your pinkie finger. But as I was dressing and H. was fetching stuff to clean up, there it was. And it was a big one! And by the... ummm... lube line, it had gone went pretty deep into me. Wow.
So I had definitely gone to a place I’ve never been before. Ahhh... that Inferno magic.
And then I cleaned toilets. You wanna go to Inferno, then you gotta work. In previous years I had done set-up, thus freeing me up for the run. But this time, I went into the labor pool, and I came up with “Facilities.” That’s the nice way of saying either taking out the trash or cleaning the bathrooms. But I’m actually fine about cleaning the johns. It was always my job growing up, and no matter what the state of my apartment, my bathrooms have always been clean. It’s just a toilet, a bowl of water. What’s the big deal? So every day at 5 pm, I would meet up with my bathroom cleaning partner to take care of business.
And, I had made a remarkable discovery. Icarus was at Inferno! Icarus and I stumbled across each other on the World Wide Internet, and immediately hit it off. On worldleathermen of all places, where what passes for communication amounts to ‘You’re hot! Let’s fuck! Oh wait, you’re really far away...,” he and I go on and on in extraordinarily lengthy messages. When he was visiting family in Philadelphia, we met up for dinner, and discovered we liked each other in person, too. When he approached me in the beverage tent, I didn’t even recognize him, secure as I was in my belief that such good things just don’t happen to me. But there he was! We set up a date for that night, and I was looking forward to beating him until there was nothing left but a greasy spot.
Alas. Some bug Icarus had picked up had him taking to his bed. So it seemed I had a night free. Wandering through the compound, I came across Beautiful Dreamer, the fifth occupant of our room. We followed up on the exchanged woofs of that morning.
Beautiful Dreamer is All That. So All That. We’re talking verrrry hot. Covered in ink. Way sweet disposition. Warm. Open. Happy. With that ‘everybody’s buddy’ quality that I love about Special Guy. And that up-for-anything-in-bed quality that always turns my crank. We talked. And I loved talking to him. “You,” I said, “are a very special boy.”
So we went back to our room. Our roommates were still out and about. And, y’know, we turned in early. Fitting very snugly together on his wee little cot.
Very sweet.
Okay. Now we’re up to the final day of Inferno. Tomorrow would be it. With the great scenes I had already had, with Kokoe, with Horowitz, and the wonderful night in the arms of Beautiful Dreamer... I was more than content.
And I had a full day planned. First off, a scene with a new guy from Arizona. That afternoon, I would be doing a scene with bobby. I had met bobby at MAL, when he was Alpha’s boy. Alpha had brought him to this, his first Inferno, and was being a good host. bobby is a hottie, so I didn’t have to be asked twice.
But there was a problem. bobby was looking to take the plunge into Mondo Singletails. Like... Yum! When we talked scheduling, it turned out that 3:30 was the time that worked best for both of us. Later, bobby had a date with none other than Roman Cool.
Uh huh.
Lest I need to remind you, Roman Cool is pretty much an international whipsman extraordinaire. He and bobby hadn’t specifically discussed just what they would be doing, but bobby had told R.C. that he was interested in getting whipped. And I was extended that same opportunity.
Now let me spell this out. There was the distinct possibility that bobby would arrive at his scene with Roman Cool all bubbly from getting whipped by little ol’ me.
Should I cock block Roman Cool?
(Let’s turn to the SingleTails Dictionary (Abridged Version) for that one. The STD(AV) defines “Cockblock” as follows: (verb, gerund), Success at sexual conquest at the expense of a rival who arrived on the scene first and therefore had a much better chance, in part by taking advantage of the heightened arousal of the conquest that has been elevated by the flirtations of the rival.)
So cockblocking Roman Cool would definitely not be cool. For example, I would never ever be able to bottom to him again, right?
So what to do with bobby?
I mulled this all over, but wrapped my head around a milestone: I would be doing my first whipping scene at Inferno! The honor has thus far eluded me. No surprise there. Roman Cool, Albert von Munich, Roadkill, Noted Author, Peter from SF, ARt... the list goes on and on. All of these world-class whipping Tops. They’ve got lines six deep. Who would want to be whipped by li’l ol’ me? It’s like I get to sit in on batting practice with the Yankees.
But very early on the first night of the weekend, I met dungeonbait. He approached. We chatted. I asked him what he was up for. And, he gave a thorough list, in order of interest, citing his experience level in each area.
Wow! Props there! bottoms like that make it so easy to be a Top. He liked flogging, and had had the merest taste of getting whipped, and wanted to really do a whipping scene.
So immediately, he and I had a connection. If the connection isn’t there, you might as well play Yahtzee. If it is there, and it’s strong, than there’s nowhere you can’t go.
We met up, and headed down to the whipping tent. Dang I love the whipping tent. Large and spacious, erected over a lawn so it smells faintly of grass, the various frames and crosses, like a sculpture garden. Despite the cracks of whips and the slap of floggers--and the lamentations and exultations--there’s a certain siilence to the place. Like a temple.
I laid out my floggers, and the special whip. The only one I use in a scene anymore. It feels as though they’ve been a part of my life forever. I know their personalities so well. Closing my eyes, I can see how each arcs, almost feel the weight of each, hear the sound they make.
The scene went so well. Just wonderful when you feel so on top of your game. Feeling that energy, not flowing from you, but flowing through you.
And dungeonbait was exquisite. A strong, powerful man, so responsive, and just giving himself over to me, with what seemed to be perfect trust. Just so beautiful. Sublime.
*sigh*
Nothing beats whipping. The most intimate experience two men can share, bar none.
So what to do with bobby? Thinking that through, I came across the motorcycle. Someone at some point had donated a bike to Hellfire. Every run, it sits there, secured with cables so it won’t tip over, with a sign propped up against the back wheel reading, “Okay To Play On. Really!”
And an idea took shape. I asked bobby if he’d be up for some chain bondage. After all, I had lugged them seven hundred and fifty miles. All two hundred pounds of them. bobby was concerned. He had been playing pretty rough. I told him that all that would be involved would be a nice gentle ride. Nothing to do but lie back and enjoy.
He sat on the motorcycle, and I set to work. Chains and padlocks. Nice guy that I am, I set them in the sun to warm them up before I put them on him. As is always (Always!) the case with chain bondage, bobby looked magnificent. There on the bike, his ankles over the handlebars, his hands above his head on the rack over the back wheel. And he was loving it.
It was a fun scene. Light-hearted. I made with the witty repartee.
Then came my favorite part. I removed all the padlocks and then told bobby, “Okie doke. Be on your way.”
bobby struggled. And struggled. And struggled.
“Oh sure. Fine. No, really. You just sit there. I’ll do all the work. No really. It’s fine.”
bobby struggled and struggled.
He managed to sit upright in the seat, and grabbed the handlebars.
“Vrrrrrooom! Vrrrrooooom!!” I offered encouragingly.
Finally free (bobby definitely didn’t set any records), we hugged. And giggled. bobby said that it was the highlight of his Inferno. (Awww... but he probably tells that to all his Tops.)
So there was this guy watching the scene. There were several who had stopped by, but he was sort of down for the whole thing.
As I was putting the chains away, he approached. He was with the fantasy committee. Y’see, an Inferno attendee has the opportunity to submit (!) a fantasy in writing, and the fantasy committee is charged with realizing that fantasy. (Wait. Did I cover that with the kitten and the zit spooge thing above? Sorry if so.)
He said he had this fantasy that had him stumped. A guy wanted to be chained up in a chair. The were planning on abducting him at dinner, but weren’t sure how to go about the chaining.
Tonight. Gosh. I had a big scene planned for that night. I wasn’t sure I could help out...
But then I read the guy’s letter to the fantasy committee. And... and... he... he gets it. He gets chain bondage. It was all there. He even specified that the restraints used be the kind that were secured with padlocks. (Of course I have restraints that are secured with padlocks!) Also enclosed was his picture. I had noticed the guy. He seemed shy and quiet. But intelligent. And kind. His fantasy description was so painstaking. This was really important to him.
And I am the only man at Inferno who can make it happen. Actually, as far as I know, I’m the only person in North America. There’s one other chain bondage Top that I know of, but he’s in Australia. And I’ve heard he’s an asshole.
I said I’d try to move my evening scene to a later date.
Time for cocktails! Leather cocktails by the pool. Traditionally, cocktails on the last night are when you Dress To Impress. And I had an idea. I left my Menkes at home. (Sorry, David.) I wanted to show off my ink. So, my chain tattoo goes from my right ankle to my left wrist. I wore my Wesco boots and jockstrap, and I wrapped a length of chain from my left ankle to my right wrist. It was a total hit. However, every time I moved, it yanked more of the hairs out of my asscrack. How do those men I chain up deal with that??? When folks started lining up for dinner, I quick ran back to my room to switch off the chain for a leather vest.
Inferno Tip: Smother your prime rib that you get at the banquet in the horseradish sauce.
After the banquet, during announcements, I got the word. The abduction was soon to transpire. I scampered off to the Bondage Tent to get ready for the abductee. They brought him in, pillow case over his head, and plopped him down in a barber chair.
I put on the wrist restraints. And secured them with padlocks.
*sigh*
Then the chain started going on. I rapped to him while I worked. Telling him how much I liked the all-but-eternal quality of steel, that he was in there until I decided otherwise, and that ultimately, he’d turn to dust before the chains would. I managed to get one of the lengths of chain, secured with a padlock, around his beautiful dick and balls. And he was just beautiful. So gorgeous. All wrapped up like that. I removed the pillowcase so he could enjoy the spectacle, too. And enjoy it he did. He sat there stunned and awed, looking down at his immobilzed body.
“Look at this, boy,” I said, “I’ve even got your dick chained up.” I reached down and grabbed it, stroking it.
And damned if he didn’t shoot a huge, huge load. It was like popping a baloon.
All good things must come to an end. And the chains had to come off. I did the take-off-the-padlocks thing. He was astonished at how heavy the chains were. I asked him if he’d be down with wearing one of the chains, the first one I ever bought actually, padlocked around his neck overnight. He consented, beaming. Cool.
Okay. Time to switch gears. One more scene to make my Inferno complete. I was getting whipped. By the man they call Roadkill.
Roadkill is the kind of guy you’d want to be caught up in a Central American revolution with. Note the phrasing there. I didn’t say, “If you had to be caught up in a Central American revolution. Nope. More than that. Even if it meant that the two of you would be ultimately shot as enemies of the people, when you were sitting in your hotel room and heard gunfire and turned on the television to see that the airport had been taken over by the rebels and there was no way for you to leave, you would find yourself thinking “Great!”.
Roadkill and I had talked. Very casual. Like we were talking about a dinner party. I like my wrists down, not up above my shoulders.
I had nothing to prove to anyone, least of all myself. I just felt that I was due. I’ve whipped a lot of men (and whippingboy!) since I took it from ARt. Yeah. I was due.
And I swear, that was it! That’s what it was all about for me.
I decided that it would be worth my while to spend some of my dwindling resources on a run tshirt. They’re really cool this year, art by Axel of Seattle. And they’re white. And as I explained to Roadkill, if... I... uh... bled, then it would be cool to... uh... put the tshirt on, and... uh... kind of have a... uh... memento. “Not,” I made clear, “that blood was a goal.”
Roadkill reserved space for me on the cross in the noisy dungeon. Even though I would prefer the whipping tent, the sweet smell of the grass and cool september night and all, but I am not good in the whipping tent. I am a verrrry noisy bottom.
Y’see, I love to sing. But I apparently have a not so great singing voice. But when I’m up there on the cross, you better believe I’m gonna sing out. So, much better I rattle the rafters of the noisy dungeon than wake up everyone within a fifty mile radius of the Top Secret Location.
I had told Roadkill that I hated to be flogged, and so he decided that he’d warm up with the whip.
Okay.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
We started with tying me down. My ankles. Around my waist. I was wearing those wrapping wrist restraints from Mr. S. But Roadkill opted not to attach them to anything.
Okay.
Here we go.
First came those little kisses. No cracks. Just the touch of the whip.
Okay.
Something was... ...different.
When I was whipped before, I remember it as being sort of fun. I don’t remember it being painful really. And I don’t know that ARt went easy on me.
But this hurt.
During the tattoo journey, there were some nights where even though the ink was going right on my shin or ribcage or something, it was no problem. I would just be yucking it up with Joe. But on a few nights, I was just not processing the pain. It hurt. A lot. And I wanted it to be over.
And tonight, I just didn’t seem to processing the pain.
Last time, i was laughing at times. Crying, laughing, it was all the same.
I had to work at it. Deep breaths. Working up the adrenaline. The restraints on my unrestrained hands cushioned my hands like boxing gloves. And I guess that was the association. When one of Roadkill’s throws hit home (damn that boney back of mine!) I would pound my fists against the cross. Like a prizefighter getting his blood up.
We built and built.
Oh man.
I was mostly incoherent. But a few times, I remember saying, “I am really scared.”
Scared.
Boy, was I ever scared.
There was the usual fear-of-disappointing-the-Top fear. Being way too much of a lightweight. That fear. But there was something else there I was afraid of. Something deeper.
Heavier and heavier.
Cracking now. Cracking and connecting.
I was howling. Explosions of pain on my back as Roadkill’s whip rained down on me.
Howling. I was howling. Pounding my fists against the cross. Howling.
(My sincere apologies to anyone else who was trying to do a scene in the noisy dungeon that night. I mean really. What a pain in the ass that would have been.
Howling.
Howling!
And scared.
Roadkill moved in for the kill.
And there was Alpha. Standing behind the cross, his sweet, beautiful face. His eyes looking into mine.
Okay. So at this point, I was in a place behind howling. i was screaming. Screaming and crying. And really really scared.
“Just two more,” said Alpha.
“Oh god John, I’m scared, I’m so scared.”
Crack. I screamed.
Crack. That was it.
“It’s okay now. It’s okay,” said Alpha, “It’s over.
John, I said, it’s worse. I’m still afraid, but now I don’t know what I’m afraid of.
And with that, the bottom dropped out. And down I went. Down down down. Just weeping and wailing.
I wondered, would this stop? Would this be it from now on? Had I lost it?
This was despair.
This was hell.
Alpha and Roadkill held me. Held me tight. While I went right to hell. I spent what felt like a long time there. Thus giving me grave concerns. What was the way out?
But then it happened.
I remembered the scene earlier in the evening after dinner. That sweet man. His fantasy. The chains. The expression on his face.
I always try to do my best. And sometimes, I end up doing something good.
That was it. The thing to hold onto. The way back. The road out of hell.
I was breathing again. Roadkill and Alpha were there. These two amazing men.
I was okay.
My head swimming, I leaned against the cross as Roadkill cleared away his gear. Time for us to vacate the cross.
Alpha smiled at me, sang, “Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes...”
He didn’t know the words. (Who does?) He hummed the tune.
Roadkill took me in his arms, and we danced. There in front of the cross. He lead. I followed.
Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes.
I asked, no one in particular, “Was that still SM?”
And was it? I mean, is that what this was all about? If so, what is this SM stuff all about? Damned if I know.
We lay down, the three of us, on the mattress underneath the bondage frame in the noisy dungeon. Other folks took over the cross. Other scenes went down. We listened to the noises.
bobby showed up. Joined us. Alpha headed off into the night. Roadkill, bobby and I made our way back to the compound.
I was all kinds of wired. My back felt amazing. So warm.
I put my shirt on. Not because I felt it was anything like bloody. Tonight, I was a wuss. But as usual, I was cold.
We three stood together, arm in arm in arm. Watching all that SM. Or whatever it was.
“I wish,” I said, “that I could take my dog for a walk. On a summer night like this, under the stars, it’s such a perfect way to end the day.”
Roadkill was inspired. He took his whip, and looped it around bobby’s neck. “He’s not your dog, but he needs a walk. Just bring him back to me. I’ll be down there.
So pup bobby and I took a walk.
My last night at Inferno. That night felt like the most important night of my life.
And I sure didn’t see it coming.
I delivered pup bobby to Roadkill, who smiled at me and said, “He thinks I’m going to go easy on him.” As I headed back to my room, I heard Roadkill’s belt working bobby’s butt.
*sigh*
I joined Beautiful Dreamer on his wee little cot. Tonight, I really needed a man to hold on to. All the better a hot man like Beautiful Dreamer.
The next morning. Time to pack and leave. But first a shower. When the bathroom was roommate free, I headed in. Peeling off my shirt, I wondered how my back was looking. Wondering if there would be anything to bear witness to the amaziing night I had had.
And whaddyaknow. There were marks on my back. I asked a roommate if I could borrow a mirror. And tthere it was, in all it’s gory glory. A whole archipelago of cuts from Roadkill’s whip. I had bled. I wasn’t perhaps the wuss I thought I was. Roadkill, perhaps, hadn’t held back. He had let me have it.
Damn.
I loaded up the car. I went to brunch. I retrieved my chain that had spent the night around Fantasy Man. I bid fond farewells. I got in my Jeep Liberty, and headed out the driveway. And there was Roadkill, walking with his slave, pluG. I slowed, I stopped, I opened the door. Confirmed that I was leaving. I told Roadkill that I tried to do journaling, but it seemed that language was distancing, and I didn’t want that distance. I didn’t want to leave the experience behind. “Words are coins with the faces worn off,” agreed Roadkill, quoting Nietzsche.
And so I left him with these: It was wonderful. Thank you.
The long drive home. Not starting out first thing in the morning, I lost my light about two thirds of the way. That made for slower going. And fatigue. I stopped at a rest stop off Route 80 in the wilds of Western Pennsylvania. Yeah. I was kind of hoping for some friendly trucker to invite me to spend the night in his comfy cab. Okay. So I periodically flashed my headlights and spent time leaning on the hood of my jeep smoking and rubbing my crotch.
And got a few hours of uncomfortable sleep.
And now I’m home. At work, my partner, the Bush-votin’, Bible-thumpin’ one, is full of questions. What did you do? Did you play games? What did you do? How many guys were there? What did you do? And by the way, what did you do?
“First rule of fight club: Nobody talks about Fight Club.”
But I have been somewhat more open at my gym. Just flaunting my back. For all the dads and high school football players that populate the place.
And I’m still pretty much in awe.
Of those amazing men. Many of whom I love. Some of whom have held my heart. Some of whom have entrusted me with theirs. And just the fact that Inferno exists at all.
And that I was there.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Monday, September 05, 2005
Locked, Loaded, Etc.
I'm packed!
Just about. Still have to deal with clothes to wear and such, but the whips, floggers, 200 pounds of chain, steel dowels, boxing gloves, restraints, and such are loaded into the Jeep Liberty.
Ready to go to Inferno.
It all takes up surprisingly little space. For a Top, I travel light. My first time at Inferno, I brought everything but the kitchen sink. I had enough vet wrap and duct tape to encircle the entire encampment. Perhaps I've mellowed with age, but at this point, I'm playing to my strong points. Whips and chains. I could probably improvise for something off that menu. But I don't know that I'm so inclined. No more RoboTop! If there is commonality of interests and animal attraction, then I'll do a scene. If not, than not.
I've got a couple of scenes lined up in advance. All of which will feature me in bottom mode. Pretty much. Horowitz is engineering some sort of sex pig extravaganza for me. (Reeeeally nervous about that one. Truly. What have I signed up for? I sent off email to roadkill asking if he'd whip me. Of all the whipping Tops at Inferno, he's the one to whom I feel the strongest connection. I had asked Alpha months ago to do the honors, but Alpha, alas, doesn't feel his singletail skills are quite there. And yeah, I want to be whipped. Nothing to prove. Not harsh and severe. I just sort of feel like I'm due. I can't count the number of men I've whipped since I last took my place on the cross.
And then there's that other scene. With Alpha. Every year, he and I struggle to devise a way so that we two Tops can do a scene together. He's usually up for a flogging. And I'm cool with that. Absolutely. Such gusto there! My first year at Inferno, Alpha flogged me, and I learned that I don't like getting flogged much. The last time I went, there was the tickling scene. Which I envisioned would be all about us snorting and giggling and having a gay old time. I guess I sure didn't understand what tickling was all about. As soon as he offered me the opportunity to give up the safe word, I sang it out. Laughing till it enduces panic is a surprisingly heavy scene. Take it from me.
So this year. I proposed, and he accepted. Alpha is going to hold me while I cry.
Aren't my bottoming skills coming along nicely? Look at me, asking for exactly what I want! Go figure!
Ah Inferno. I can't believe I'm actually going to get there. Surely I'll find that gas at $9.59 a gallon will force me to turn around and head for home before I even get west of the Allegheny Mountains. Or something. Or my father will call me from the road with some crisis or other. Or something. Or I'll arrive and they'll give me the news that there's been some terrible error with my registration. Or something.
Will it actually come to pass? Will I actually manage to make it all the way there?
Laundry. Packing clothes. Making food to sustain my father for a week while I'm gone. Work tomorrow. Dropping off Faithful Companion at Doggie Lock-Up. Buying some cigars for the trip. Picking up pizza. Getting to bed early. Waking up at 3 am. Hitting the road.
And then I'll be there.
I'm packed!
Just about. Still have to deal with clothes to wear and such, but the whips, floggers, 200 pounds of chain, steel dowels, boxing gloves, restraints, and such are loaded into the Jeep Liberty.
Ready to go to Inferno.
It all takes up surprisingly little space. For a Top, I travel light. My first time at Inferno, I brought everything but the kitchen sink. I had enough vet wrap and duct tape to encircle the entire encampment. Perhaps I've mellowed with age, but at this point, I'm playing to my strong points. Whips and chains. I could probably improvise for something off that menu. But I don't know that I'm so inclined. No more RoboTop! If there is commonality of interests and animal attraction, then I'll do a scene. If not, than not.
I've got a couple of scenes lined up in advance. All of which will feature me in bottom mode. Pretty much. Horowitz is engineering some sort of sex pig extravaganza for me. (Reeeeally nervous about that one. Truly. What have I signed up for? I sent off email to roadkill asking if he'd whip me. Of all the whipping Tops at Inferno, he's the one to whom I feel the strongest connection. I had asked Alpha months ago to do the honors, but Alpha, alas, doesn't feel his singletail skills are quite there. And yeah, I want to be whipped. Nothing to prove. Not harsh and severe. I just sort of feel like I'm due. I can't count the number of men I've whipped since I last took my place on the cross.
And then there's that other scene. With Alpha. Every year, he and I struggle to devise a way so that we two Tops can do a scene together. He's usually up for a flogging. And I'm cool with that. Absolutely. Such gusto there! My first year at Inferno, Alpha flogged me, and I learned that I don't like getting flogged much. The last time I went, there was the tickling scene. Which I envisioned would be all about us snorting and giggling and having a gay old time. I guess I sure didn't understand what tickling was all about. As soon as he offered me the opportunity to give up the safe word, I sang it out. Laughing till it enduces panic is a surprisingly heavy scene. Take it from me.
So this year. I proposed, and he accepted. Alpha is going to hold me while I cry.
Aren't my bottoming skills coming along nicely? Look at me, asking for exactly what I want! Go figure!
Ah Inferno. I can't believe I'm actually going to get there. Surely I'll find that gas at $9.59 a gallon will force me to turn around and head for home before I even get west of the Allegheny Mountains. Or something. Or my father will call me from the road with some crisis or other. Or something. Or I'll arrive and they'll give me the news that there's been some terrible error with my registration. Or something.
Will it actually come to pass? Will I actually manage to make it all the way there?
Laundry. Packing clothes. Making food to sustain my father for a week while I'm gone. Work tomorrow. Dropping off Faithful Companion at Doggie Lock-Up. Buying some cigars for the trip. Picking up pizza. Getting to bed early. Waking up at 3 am. Hitting the road.
And then I'll be there.
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Porch Picnic
Here's the menu for tomorrow. Once again, I am challenged with preparing epicurean delights for my vegan sister-in-law. I used to resent that mightily, intolerant as I am of people's "food issues." But I've come to love it. So, instead of when I would open up a can of baked beans for her while we all enjoyed my pot roast, these days I'm orienting the entire menu to exclude meat, fish, dairy, eggs, butter, and whatever else doesn't come up out of the ground.
Couldn't quite hold myself back on the shrimp salad, although she can have it without the shrimp. And I decided to go ahead and make my barbequed chicken. But pretty much, everything is fair game for her.
•Mexican Corn Salad with Sweet Corn, Black Beans, and Tomatoes (Easiest thing in the world. I'm roasting the corn and the tomatoes today.)
•Vietnames Shrimp Salad (Make the salad out of seeded and skinned cucumbers, sesame oil, lime juice, honey, a wee little bit of rice wine vinegar, red onions, mint, basil, and cilantro. Then over a high heat in a cast iron skillet, cook off the shrimp with sesame oil and lots and lots and lots of Tabasco sauce. The end result is that you've got this cool, sweet cucumber salad paired with little balls of shrimpy fire.)
•Barbequed Chicken (Best made over a smokey Weber grill--not the gas grills, a waste of money if there ever was one--where you soak hickory chips in water and put them over the coals. I'm making it in the oven. At a verrrrry low heat. I slice up peaches and sweet onions, and douse it all in Balsamic vinegar. Then put it in the oven for eleven days and just forget about it. Amazing.)
•Roasted Yukon Gold Potatoes Paired with Roasted Green Beans. (Tossed with walnut oil, black pepper, and kosher salt, in the oven at 500°, first the potatoes, then add the greenbeans. I think I'll have some chilled chevre standing by to finish it, if the non-vegans around the table are so inclined.)
•Sautéed Zucchini (Oh yeah. Dust with flour, salt and pepper, and sauté. In walnut oil instead of butter. I'll have some shaved parmesan at hand, again for the non vegans. When I was a little kid, my family used to make an entire meal out of just sautéed zucchini.)
•Cantalope Salad (So simple. Balled cantelope. Mint. Basil. Lime juice. Honey.)
So, there'll be some good eatin' at the Kramer's tomorrow.
Hope all of you enjoy the weekend, too.
Here's the menu for tomorrow. Once again, I am challenged with preparing epicurean delights for my vegan sister-in-law. I used to resent that mightily, intolerant as I am of people's "food issues." But I've come to love it. So, instead of when I would open up a can of baked beans for her while we all enjoyed my pot roast, these days I'm orienting the entire menu to exclude meat, fish, dairy, eggs, butter, and whatever else doesn't come up out of the ground.
Couldn't quite hold myself back on the shrimp salad, although she can have it without the shrimp. And I decided to go ahead and make my barbequed chicken. But pretty much, everything is fair game for her.
•Mexican Corn Salad with Sweet Corn, Black Beans, and Tomatoes (Easiest thing in the world. I'm roasting the corn and the tomatoes today.)
•Vietnames Shrimp Salad (Make the salad out of seeded and skinned cucumbers, sesame oil, lime juice, honey, a wee little bit of rice wine vinegar, red onions, mint, basil, and cilantro. Then over a high heat in a cast iron skillet, cook off the shrimp with sesame oil and lots and lots and lots of Tabasco sauce. The end result is that you've got this cool, sweet cucumber salad paired with little balls of shrimpy fire.)
•Barbequed Chicken (Best made over a smokey Weber grill--not the gas grills, a waste of money if there ever was one--where you soak hickory chips in water and put them over the coals. I'm making it in the oven. At a verrrrry low heat. I slice up peaches and sweet onions, and douse it all in Balsamic vinegar. Then put it in the oven for eleven days and just forget about it. Amazing.)
•Roasted Yukon Gold Potatoes Paired with Roasted Green Beans. (Tossed with walnut oil, black pepper, and kosher salt, in the oven at 500°, first the potatoes, then add the greenbeans. I think I'll have some chilled chevre standing by to finish it, if the non-vegans around the table are so inclined.)
•Sautéed Zucchini (Oh yeah. Dust with flour, salt and pepper, and sauté. In walnut oil instead of butter. I'll have some shaved parmesan at hand, again for the non vegans. When I was a little kid, my family used to make an entire meal out of just sautéed zucchini.)
•Cantalope Salad (So simple. Balled cantelope. Mint. Basil. Lime juice. Honey.)
So, there'll be some good eatin' at the Kramer's tomorrow.
Hope all of you enjoy the weekend, too.
Ephemera
More thoughts on New Orleans.
I'm really sorry that I missed New Orleans. It's long been on my list of places to "get to," and now it looks as though I missed it. My sister had a friend in the Big Easy. He lived on the ground floor of the oldest apartment building in the French Quarter, and therefore, I think, North America. He had this enormous bathtub behind a wall of windows looking out onto Bourbon Street. You could see out, but no one could see in. So my sister enjoyed lighting candles, taking a bath, and watching the streetlife outside. Wow. How sublime is that?
And of course, New Orleans, and Labor Day Weekend, was the site of Southern Decadence. I've heard the stories, and it sounded pretty wonderful. Joyful erotic abandon.
And now, unless the Powers That Be get off their butts and decide that not just the buildings and the infrastructure, but the very spirit of the place is something that we can't let Katrina wash away, then it's all gone. Washed into the toxid brew that the Gulf has become.
Which makes me think of the Fire Island Pines. That magical and transcendant and beautiful place. It's pretty much a given that one day, within my lifetime, a well placed hurricane is going to make it all go away. It's only a sandbar, afterall. The wise man built his house upon the rock, and the foolish men (and women) built their houses on the sand. Wonderful houses that they are. And one day it will be no more.
I guess there's a "Don't Postpone Joy" message in there. Treasure what the Lord has given us today. Because tomorrow, it might be a dimming memory.
More thoughts on New Orleans.
I'm really sorry that I missed New Orleans. It's long been on my list of places to "get to," and now it looks as though I missed it. My sister had a friend in the Big Easy. He lived on the ground floor of the oldest apartment building in the French Quarter, and therefore, I think, North America. He had this enormous bathtub behind a wall of windows looking out onto Bourbon Street. You could see out, but no one could see in. So my sister enjoyed lighting candles, taking a bath, and watching the streetlife outside. Wow. How sublime is that?
And of course, New Orleans, and Labor Day Weekend, was the site of Southern Decadence. I've heard the stories, and it sounded pretty wonderful. Joyful erotic abandon.
And now, unless the Powers That Be get off their butts and decide that not just the buildings and the infrastructure, but the very spirit of the place is something that we can't let Katrina wash away, then it's all gone. Washed into the toxid brew that the Gulf has become.
Which makes me think of the Fire Island Pines. That magical and transcendant and beautiful place. It's pretty much a given that one day, within my lifetime, a well placed hurricane is going to make it all go away. It's only a sandbar, afterall. The wise man built his house upon the rock, and the foolish men (and women) built their houses on the sand. Wonderful houses that they are. And one day it will be no more.
I guess there's a "Don't Postpone Joy" message in there. Treasure what the Lord has given us today. Because tomorrow, it might be a dimming memory.
Saturday, September 03, 2005
At Work The Other Day
Things were going gangbusters getting the job I was working on hardwared up. But none of the natural parts that I needed--cuttlery dividers, lazy susan shelves, spice racks and such--were ready. They hadn't been sent to the finishing room with the rest of the cabinetry. All they needed was sealing and top-coating. I alerted the foreman, Mark, to this snafu, and he said he'd see what he could do about expediting them for me.
I really like Mark. He's this big no-bullshit-ever kind of guy. Very earnest. Stingy with words of praise, but when they do come directed at you, you know you've done something great.
So a little later, I'm bent over at the waist installing a stainless steel soap tray in a sink base cabinet. Mark comes up behind me. "Dutch," he says, "all your parts are looking great!"
I stand up, turn around, smile, and reply, "Thanks Mark! Pretty good for forty, huh?"
He stands there, his mouth open, blinking at me, for a full five beats. Then he just turned and walked away. Probably unsure of what just went down.
Things were going gangbusters getting the job I was working on hardwared up. But none of the natural parts that I needed--cuttlery dividers, lazy susan shelves, spice racks and such--were ready. They hadn't been sent to the finishing room with the rest of the cabinetry. All they needed was sealing and top-coating. I alerted the foreman, Mark, to this snafu, and he said he'd see what he could do about expediting them for me.
I really like Mark. He's this big no-bullshit-ever kind of guy. Very earnest. Stingy with words of praise, but when they do come directed at you, you know you've done something great.
So a little later, I'm bent over at the waist installing a stainless steel soap tray in a sink base cabinet. Mark comes up behind me. "Dutch," he says, "all your parts are looking great!"
I stand up, turn around, smile, and reply, "Thanks Mark! Pretty good for forty, huh?"
He stands there, his mouth open, blinking at me, for a full five beats. Then he just turned and walked away. Probably unsure of what just went down.
So Much Time, So Little To Do. Wait. Stop. Reverse That
Gotta clean out the car. Gotta get something together for a porch picnic on Monday for my father and my visiting-from-Florida brother and sister-in-law. Gotta make sure that my father has something to eat while I'm away. Gotta pack. Gotta drop off Faithful Companion at the shelter.
Because Tuesday night, I want to go to bed around 9 pm and set my alarm for 3 am, so I can get up and get on the road.
Because I'm going to Inferno.
I'm driving there. Pretty sure that the price of gas on the way out will put me right in the poor house. I can't afford a motel this time, so I'll be catnapping at rest stops along the way. I think I'll be downright weepy a lot of the time on the trip. If I end up doing any scenes, that's just gravy. All I really want is just to be there. To have that dust work its way into the seams of my boots. To talk and laugh and play eye-hockey with those men. To remind myself maybe who I am. And what I'm about. And why I want to go on living.
Gotta clean out the car. Gotta get something together for a porch picnic on Monday for my father and my visiting-from-Florida brother and sister-in-law. Gotta make sure that my father has something to eat while I'm away. Gotta pack. Gotta drop off Faithful Companion at the shelter.
Because Tuesday night, I want to go to bed around 9 pm and set my alarm for 3 am, so I can get up and get on the road.
Because I'm going to Inferno.
I'm driving there. Pretty sure that the price of gas on the way out will put me right in the poor house. I can't afford a motel this time, so I'll be catnapping at rest stops along the way. I think I'll be downright weepy a lot of the time on the trip. If I end up doing any scenes, that's just gravy. All I really want is just to be there. To have that dust work its way into the seams of my boots. To talk and laugh and play eye-hockey with those men. To remind myself maybe who I am. And what I'm about. And why I want to go on living.
Can't Help But Think
Horrible watching New Orleans descend into madness and mayhem. So much seems to be coming home to roost there. I mean, sure, go ahead and structure a society so that you have a predominantly African-American underclass trapped in perpetual poverty, shut out of education and healthcare and services, but don't be surprised when decades of neglect erupt into fury and pandemonium.
And it leads me to recall New York City, when we had a blackout for sixteen hours in the largest city in North America, and it resulted in a great big party, with stores giving away free ice cream before it melted, folks checking on elderly neighbors, and the Fire Department making sure no one was trapped in any elevators in the entire city, and folks stepping up to the plate to direct traffic, and an entire town sitting out on their candlelit stoops with their neighbors. No looting. Not even, as far as I'm aware, any surge in crime. Makes me bust my buttons with pride to have been a part of that.
Horrible watching New Orleans descend into madness and mayhem. So much seems to be coming home to roost there. I mean, sure, go ahead and structure a society so that you have a predominantly African-American underclass trapped in perpetual poverty, shut out of education and healthcare and services, but don't be surprised when decades of neglect erupt into fury and pandemonium.
And it leads me to recall New York City, when we had a blackout for sixteen hours in the largest city in North America, and it resulted in a great big party, with stores giving away free ice cream before it melted, folks checking on elderly neighbors, and the Fire Department making sure no one was trapped in any elevators in the entire city, and folks stepping up to the plate to direct traffic, and an entire town sitting out on their candlelit stoops with their neighbors. No looting. Not even, as far as I'm aware, any surge in crime. Makes me bust my buttons with pride to have been a part of that.
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