Porn Star Names

If I became a porn star, I'd have to change my name. Given the names that porn stars seem to have, this would appear to be the savvy career move. One exception of course, is Donnie Russo. Russo is the name of the funeral home his family runs. Now there's a fun fact, huh? Anyway, here are some possible names...

Zade Bolton
Dieter Forst
Bron Brickman
Titus Blye
Ivan Lasher
Casey Youngblood
Pierce Danton

...and here are some non-porn stars who, if they (had) ever decided to go that route, wouldn't have to change their names...

Ramsey Clark
Rem Koolhaas
Cole Porter
Trent Lott
Dick Armey (am I the only one that giggles when they run across that name?)
Dick Sweat
Brett Favre
Buck Owens
Ross Perot
Lance Ito
Vin Diesel (I keep hoping that's what he had in mind when he re-christened himself)
Branch Rickey
Nick Cave
Sam Champion (Oh wait. He is a porn star.)
Tito Puente
Troy Donahue