Life With Father

Tonight during dinner, the phone rang.

Dad: Hello?
(To me) It's some kind of a recording... an important phone call from...
(Into phone) Yes? What is it...
(Listening)
What the hell is 'Girls Gone Wild?'
What?
Me: Dad, it's a telemarketer. Hang up.
Dad: Somebody inviting me to a party.
Me: Are you going?
Dad: There's a football game on.

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