Saturday, December 22, 2007

Just An Idea

I want to have a Gay Slur Dinner Party!

The menu would include...

Fruit Salad,

Tenderloin of Beef (a.k.a. Tube Steak) and Braised Fennel (called Finocchio in Italian, and ask an italian-american friend or acquaintance what else are called by that name),

and for dessert, Cream Puffs!

Discarded ideas include Froot Loops and Salmon (Light In Your) Loaf(ers).

As a centerpiece on the table, a nice bouquet of pansies.

Any other ideas?

9 comments:

MsSnS said...

Rainbow jello, of course.

Kiturgy said...

Wait, wait, I always thought tube steaks were hot dogs. Yours sound better, anyway...something with butterflies?? Or perhaps grilling the tubesteaks over flaming....

beaver4 said...

How about queer duck.

And the decor must be very colorfull and gay.

beaver4 said...

You should have a faggot sitting by the fireplace to start the fire; some hot faggots on the table; faggot playing for entertainment; dancing fairies in the garden; and only allow your guests to suck fags on the porch.

hermit said...

Fudge packed brownies

hermit said...

The soup course would of course be
cock a leek e

hermit said...

flaming fruit kabobs
-no kidding
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/234967

beaver4 said...

God, I almost forgot the twinkies.

beaver4 said...

Ham with a fruity sauce