I want to have a Gay Slur Dinner Party!
The menu would include...
Tenderloin of Beef (a.k.a. Tube Steak) and Braised Fennel (called Finocchio in Italian, and ask an italian-american friend or acquaintance what else are called by that name),
and for dessert, Cream Puffs!
Discarded ideas include Froot Loops and Salmon (Light In Your) Loaf(ers).
As a centerpiece on the table, a nice bouquet of pansies.
Any other ideas?