I Hate My Life!!!
If I go to Inferno as planned, that means I'll miss the New York boys of Leather Car Wash!
I can't think of a better way to bid a fond farewell to the Summer of '06 than having those smokin hotties from NYboL (pronounced "nibble") give the ol' Silver Jeep Liberty a nice, wet, frothy, lathered bath. (With the possible exception of having the smokin hotties from NYboL giving me a nice, we, frothy, lathered bath.)
Inferno? NYboL carwash? Inferno? NYboL carwash?
It's too hard! I can't decide!