Meg, a dik

Over the last few weeks, I've been getting more and more spam. Mostly from folks in East Africa asking for my bank account information. The other day, it crossed my mind that when I had problems with spam before, it tended to be more sexually oriented, albeit off the mark. (E.g., PICS OF BRITNEY SPEARS NAKED!!!!!!!!!! YOUVE GOT TO SEE THESE SHE SHOS IT ALL!!!!!!)

What's up with that?

Do I have the reputation of being an asexual credulous dupe?

This started to worry me--not a lot, just a little--so I was cheered this morning when I found the following URGENT MESSAGE!!!!! waiting in my in-box:

Females always giggled at me and even fellows did in the urban lavatory!
Well, now I laugh at them, because I took Meg, a dik.
for 6 months and now my cock is immensely bigger than average.

Luckily, I live in the country so I don't have to deal with snickering in "urban lavatories" (lavatories?). And I can't remember the last time a female saw my penis, but it was probably back in the days when my biggest concern was failing Pre-Calc.

And my standard issue six, same as John Dillinger, has served me pretty well.

But I'm grateful for the attention.

Thanks, Meg, a dik!

Although maybe I should reply to that email with this link.