Thursday, February 17, 2005

Solomonic Wisdom In The Woodshop!

Okay. So at work today, one of the sandinista boys comes up to me and says, "Dutch, what do you think? If a guy is able to go down on himself, I say that's basically masturbation. But [sick boy] and [Old Timer] say that for a guy to do that, even to his own dick, it's gay. It's crossing the line. What do you say?"

I thought for a moment.

Well, if I could get a blow job any time I wanted... well, I probably wouldn't leave my house much at all. I agree it's 'crossing the line,' but guess what? Hello, line! Goodbye, line!"

Sandinista boy: "I'm with you, Dutch! Give me an indian outfit and make me a Village Person!"

Recruit recruit recruit!

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