Egad. Good thing I stopped in to Ty's last night, as I was reminded that tonight was the night of my softball team's Christmas Party. Should be a total liquor-fest. Now, I've somehow got to get an ornament for this shindig. And the ornament should 'say something about our team, something about softball, and something about Christmas.' Well I'm stumped. And, if I'm going to be on time to Newark Airport to pick up Does Mean Well, then it had better be a damn quick trip through Macy's on my way to the PATH train that results in the purchase of said ornament. Why must holiday fun always be so complicated?

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