Check out me, watching the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge on Bravo.
Faithful Companion hangs his head in disapproval. When they described the relationship of dog and trainer as "Partners," as in, "See how Rio's eyes are always on Lisa, her partner," I totally lost it.
"Are you my partner, buddy?" I asked, getting all choked up, of Faithful Companion.
If'n he could talk, he'd say, "Of course I am. But don't go getting any ideas about me and obstacle courses, frisbees, or going off a diving board. Now how about a treat?"