My Porn Name!

Somewhere I ran across a new formulation to figure out your porn name. I forget the last one, but it didn't work for me.

Anyway, this new algorithm calls for taking the name of your first pet as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name. That gives me Chippy Tollgate.

I am SO Chippy Tollgate.

"Chippy," by the way, was a french poodle. Chippy hated my guts because he knew me when I was a grasping, climbing, tormenting toddler. Mostly, he was a family pet. Come to think about it, the first pet that belonged to me was a cat named Boots.

Hey... Boots Tollgate! That works, too.