Another briefing from the Singletails Minister of Information!

Sir, we have received reports that certain parties stayed at the office until 2:20 a.m. last night, obsessively trolling the internet in preparation for tonights Drugs and S/M presentation for GMSMA, didn't get to bed until 4:00 a.m., and as a result missed an hour and a half of work this morning. Can you confirm this?

These are lies and fabrications. Utterly and totally. Those parties to which you refer enjoyed a relaxing afternoon and evening at a day spa yesterday, the research for the presentation having been completed in November of last year. After a relaxing dinner, those parties were tucked away in bed reading Dickens by 10 o'clock. Arrival at the office at seven o'clock sharp this morning began what has been a fruitful and productive day at work.

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