Yo. Damn good GMSMA program tomorrow night. Frank Strona, flying in all the way from SF, will be doing a presentation on knife play, cuttiing, and bloodsports. Festivities kick off at 7:30 p.m. at the LGBT Center on West 13th Street.

But what's that you say? You're a girl and they don't allow girls at GMSMA meetings? Well, remember the episode of the Little Rascals when they formed the He-Man Woman Haters Club? And they let Darla become a member at the end? Well, tonight (Wednesday, April 23rd) is for the Darla's of the world. All are welcome.

And be sure to say 'hi' to that handsome guy with the checkboook. Taking off your shirt and showing him your back will get him all hot and bothered. Boot service will make his night.

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