Last night on Leather Navigator, I was IMing back and forth with a guy I've been in contact with for years, but have only met once at MAL. He is the proud owner of an adorable slave, who goes by the handle 'Grateful slave." We'll call Grateful's Sir Gracious. So I was griping about something and Gracious said, "You should get a slave to take care of that."

"Absolutely agree with you," I replied, "Got one for me?"

A pause, then Gracious typed back, "Specs?"

After consideration, I answered: "30-40, ht/wt proportionate, good mind, amenable to being whipped."

"Consider your order placed," said Gracious.

How cool! A procurator. And y'know, I would love to have a slave. I really would. Especially if Gracious makes it soooo easy.

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