Most Likely To

At work today, my Bush-votin', Bible-thumpin' partner and I devised a fun little game to make the time pass. We took turns devising a scenario, then asking each other who among our co-workers would be the likliest candidate to take that role.

And I thought I'd pass it on to all of you!

So here's what you do. Call to mind a seemingly random collection of folks you know. People you work with, maybe. Or perhaps people you went to college with. Or everybody you had sex with this year. Any random group of people.

Now figure out which one is most likely to be described by each of the following...

•You'd most want to be stranded on a desert island with
•Robs a bank in broad daylight, gets away with several million dollars, and successfully makes it to South America scott free
•Will be elected to Congress in ten years
•Your cellmate during a ten year prison sentence
•Has a group of monks show up at the door announcing that the person is the next Dalai Lama
•Is with you on a plane that goes down in the Andes, doesn't make it, and to save yourself from starvation you have to... well... you gotta eat something.
•Wins the lottery! Then takes care of some debts, gives some gifts to friends and family, goes on a dream vacation, and gives the lion's share, several million dollars, to charity
•If this person gave you a briefcase and asked you to not look inside it but hold onto it for a few weeks until he or she can come and get it, you'd do it, no questions asked
•You'd go to if you desperately needed $500 and probably wouldn't be able to repay it anytime soon
•Will be the star of a successful and popular television show for children
•You'd use as a body shield if you were being shot at
•You'd drive cross country with
•Appears as a guest on Martha Stewart's show
•Runs into a burning building to save a mother and her two children
•Appears on a reality tv show

If you think up any more, let me know...

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