A Fun Thing To Do!

The next time you're walking down the street, start counting the people who walk by you going the opposite direction. Pick a number between one and ten. Say 'four' will be your number. Focus on every fourth person that walks by you. Imagine planting yourself directly in front of person number four. They say "'scuze me" and try to side step but you cut them off. They look at you with a look of 'Yo, what's up?' and that's when you look them dead in the eye and say, "Hello there, Sex Kitten! Purrr-r-r-r-r-rrr" in your best Eartha Kitt voice.

Just imagine how Mr. Businessguy or Jewish Grandmother or nine year old boy out with his mom or Staten Island Secretary or Mr. Neil of Mr. Neil's Beauty Emporium of Manhasset in the City for the day or homeless guy or Thug on the Down Low or Goth Teenage Boy or Ms. Seven Months Pregnant is going to react.

When I get to playing the Sex Kitten game, it's not unlikely that you'll find me walking down the avenue in fits of giggles.

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