I went. It was Coffee Heath Bar Crunch.


Oh. My. God. Next Friday is Valentine's Day. It's not so bad when it's on a Wednesday. But I'll be going out next Friday. Not on a date. That would be way too scary to see anyone on that Special Day. So I'll be bellying up to some bar or other. Along with all the other guys who don't have dates on Valentine's Day. It will probably look like the bar scene in Star Wars, no?

Not that I want a Valentine. Because truly I don't. I guess what I don't look forward to is explaining to people that no, in fact, I don't have a date on Valentine's Day, and why. Hmmm.... Maybe I'll whip boy wonderful, and work on leaving a heart-shaped knot of welts and cuts on his back.