Those nutty priests!

With all do respect, Father, I hope your sermons are not as obvious as your ploy to get some of the handsomer and well-formed young men of the parish rolling around on the floor in go-go boy attire. Celibacy may very well lend itself to sublimatin of the libido towards deepening of spirituality, but sexual repression doesn't do much beyond clouding the critical faculties. C'mon, you don't think anyone would catch on?

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