Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Aa-Ooo!

So.

You didn't like 300, huh? Didn't really get it? Couldn't quite understand what was going on? You were all like, "Oh! This is so violent!", huh?

Hmmm...

Perhaps you're Homoerotically Challenged, a terrible condition afflicting many, leaving them unable to detect sexual tension between men, even when it hits them right in the face.

Fortunately for you, there's now a cure!

Enjoy!

Six hundred pecs and
one thousand eight hundred abs
if you do the math.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I DID, I DID! SAW IT IN IMAX. SOMEWHAT MORE THAN 1800 ABS, IF YOU COUNT THE GUYS WITH 8 PACKS. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THE GUY WITH THE EYE PATCH WHO SURVIVED AND SPOKE TO THE ASSEMBLY AT THE END HAD HIS SEMI-TUMESCENT PENIS SIDE WISE IN HIS LEATHER JOCK.

Ms SnS said...

IMAX...hmm...maybe thats what I'll do for my birthday. :)