You are hereby absolved from obsessively checking SingleTails from now until sometime on Monday. I'm off to CLAW, Faithful Companion will be delivered tomorrow morning to doggie lock-up, and Dear Old Dad will be fed by the kindly illegal immigrant next door.
Unfortunately, it looks like I'll be driving through rain a good portion of the way. This is Not. Good. News. I hate driving in rain. I'd rather drive through a blizzard than rain. Luckily, a few months ago I got new tires for the Jeep Liberty (the old ones were pretty much balled and wouldn't pass inspection). I specifically asked for tires that would give me good traction in the rain, so we'll be able to test that tomorrow. (At any rate, the new tires look good. Often, when I talk to the trusty Jeep Liberty, I'll comment on them. As in, "Hey Li'l' Car! Don't you look spiffy with those new boots of yours!"
Y'all be good while I'm gone! Do your best to fall in love at least once, or at the very least, get laid.
That will be my strategy.
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Hope you fine someone to lick your new boots Drew. If you get a guy to give a good flogging to, I'm sure he will be glad to do it.
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