Never Ceases To Amaze Me

He's 19 years old. He declares himself to be ready and able to relocate to be my slave. From the Isle of Wight. Sight unseen. (He doesn't have a picture to offer.)

Why sure! That sounds credible. Let me give you my credit card number so you can book one-way airfare! I'll fix up the basement for you to live in.

Sheesh.

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