Giggling While Shopping

Grocery shopping tonight at SuperFresh Stoopid Fresh in Doylestown, I ran across that a placard announcing that the employee of the month for March was someone named Bunny Hassler.

What were her parents thinking? That poor woman! What hell she must have gone through in grade school. Could even her teachers keep a straight face? I refuse to believe that anyone could love a man that much to add that name to her own when she married him.

You're a team player
and never late, but please, let
those rabbits alone.