Porneriffic!

During Folsom Street East weekend, I did a dungeon demo at the Eagle. The other Top doing a dungeon demo was a guy who also brought copies of his Smoking Hunks porn DVD.

'Member I said that yesterday I had lunch at Better Burger (aka Bitter Buggers) before I met up with PunchPig? Well, I was sitting in the window of BetBurg and this guy sitting at the restaurant across the street was intently cruising me. I recognized him as none other than Smoking Hunk. So when I finished up my burger, I went across the street to say hello.

He told me that he had just gotten back from a trip to California where he had made yet another porn video, and showed me some photos he had taken of the cast. In the movie, he had done abrasion and hot wax scenes. I told him that if they ever were looking for someone to do whipping, I'm the guy.

So Smoking Hunk said that he would absolutely pass that on to J.D. Slater, the renowned pornographer.

Would I do porn?

Is the Pope homophobic? Of course I would! I'd love to do porn. And Smoking Hunk reports that he was flown out to wherever they were shooting the thing and put him up in a hotel.

I wonder if it would be looked upon favorably if I don't really enjoy porn? I've heard that casinos like to hire people who don't enjoy gambling rather than people who gamble, so that they don't get any compulsive gamblers on staff. Probably it's not that complicated, huh? More a matter of 'And how big is your dick?' And, I've also heard that there is virtually no market whatsoever for S/M porn. The vast majority of porn hounds are looking for young guys with big dicks and wanna see blow jobs and fucking. And, my dick is the standard issue six inches, I'm not young, I don't have sixteen inch biceps, and I'm pretty boring in bed.

Oh well.

And, it's unlikely that I'm gonna be able to get money to pay my August rent by doing porn.

I'll go with Plan B.

What was Plan B again?

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