Oh. My. Dig this.

Her talent is 'Dramatic Monologue.' You and most of the queens in New York City, babe.

And here's a really weird thing. Y'know Two-Face, the Batman villian? Well look closely at the asymetry of Ms. Weible's face. Good side/evil side. The good side compels her to be an anti-drug activist honored by none other than the governor of Idaho. The evil side has her spending her evenings introducing pre-teens to the joys of smoking crack.

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