That indefatiguable Coolhunter, Jockohomo, uncovered this gem. Here's something that might give readers pause... I totally get behind this. He's with me always. I truly believe that. At work, on the PATH train, in Starbucks, and especially while I'm wwworkin' wwwonders wwwith my wwwhip. That's right, folks. There's not a little metalic fish on the back of my Jeep Liberty next to the leather pride flag, but there very well could be.

To paraphrase Peter Gomes, chaplain of Harvard University, "It is a lie to say that Christianity and Homosexual Sado-Masochism are irreconcilable, for they are reconciled in me."

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