Tuesday, November 04, 2003

Just A Thought

The Bible has a lot to say about marriage, mostly with respect to how and how not to go about it. But, in only one place does the Bible give a 'why.' In Proverbs, the Book of Wisdom.

Quotha: "It is not good for a man to be alone. A man cannot keep himself warm at night."

So there you have it! You can't keep yourself warm at night! You need someone else in the bed with you. And here are some other reasons along those lines...


  • It is not good for a man to be alone. A man is incapable of making himself dinner after he gets home from a hard day at the cabinetry shop.
  • It is not good for a man to be alone. When a man has to get up for work at 5:45 a.m. the next morning, it is chancey for him to make a trip out to the local homo bar to find someone to have sex with when he's horny.
  • It is not good for a man to be alone. Finding someone to go to a movie with on Friday nights can be really hard.
  • It is not good for a man to be alone. What are you gonna do for a backrub?


Okay. So I'm thinking along those lines again. But not a lot.


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