Oh man. That Matt Sanchez guy.
Listen to him here being interviewed by Alan Colms, tying himself in knots explaining that he's not gay. Sanchez claims his porn career was fifteen years ago, in the obscuring mists of the distant past. Colms presents him with a massage ad he placed in the New York Blade in November, 2004. Sanchez counters that people other than him use his photo for massage and escort ads.
Sounds plausible, right?
Mr. Colms points out that the phone number in the ad is Sanchez' current phone number.
I think I called it correct: Sanchez is dumb.
I'm working on my application to Columbia University right now! The title of my essay: "You have to let me in because I'm way smarter than Matt Sanchez!"