On Wednesdays during Lent, my church has this meatless meal thing going on. The food is great.
Tonight, I sat at a table with two little old ladies.
When I sat down, one of them said, "Drew! Nice to see you! So what have you been up to?"
"Oh, y'know," I answered, "Just tryin' to bring sexy back."
"You're doing a good job with that," said the second little old lady without missing a beat.