Thursday, May 01, 2003

Any day that starts with soiling your flannel pajamas is not off to a good start, is it?

But I've made the most of it. Not being being able to strat too far from the bathroom, I did some house cleaning and paid some bills. And then...

Finally! My video arrived from The Academy. This is the only porn I've actually purchased in my life. And I don't regret the purchase. Is it porn? There is not a single penis in the whole thing. No money shots. None of that. It's all plot, involving abduction and bondage.

I'm afraid to eat anything, but I'm starving. I think I'm gonna try for a protein shake, dose myself with Immodium, and hope for the best.




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