Jumping On Board With Santorum

The junior senator from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania is widely reviled. Especially for his comments that legalizing sex between consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes when said consenting adults have the same genital configuration would naturally lead to bigamy, polygamy, incest, and adultery, all things that said junior senator considers to be abhorent.

Now then.

Columnist Dan Savage asked his readers to come up with a sex-related thingy that would be well served to have a name, and ideally, that thingy would be something that the junior senator from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania would find to be abhorrent. The prize went to a reader who decided that 'santorum' will be defined as the "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex." Here's the history.

And I kinda like that.

So Singletails is hereby on the bandwagon for promoting this definition of santorum.

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