Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Instant Message I Didn't Send...

To a guy whose profile I perused on WorldLeathermen...

"Your Aunt Shirley called... and she wants her lamp back."

C'mon, guys! You wanna get laid with lighting fixtures like that?

Think again.

Yeah. I guess somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed last night. Faithful Companion woke me up at 3:21 a.m. (an hour before my alarm would have gone off) because he needed a walk. Bad. I don't know what my father is feeding him, but I wish he wouldn't.


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