My penis's new name is Bartholomew the Sugar Coated TrouserSnake.
Take Name Your Penis
by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Well... Actually it's not.

Sugar coated? Bartholomew?

Uh uh.

Sir pointed out something interesting last weekend. The number I picked for my softball shirt is number 7. Same as Mickey Mantel. Well guess what?

So I think I'll call my penis Mickey Mantel. Or just 'The Mick.'

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