The True Meaning of Friendship

...Special Guy sent me this. I forgot about his penchant for sending email jokes. However, his tend to be worth opening. I thought this was exceptional. I wish I could do counter-cross stitch (or whatever the hell it is). I'd love this on a sampler.

Here is a series of promises  that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge  against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid and give you a high  five.

4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much  worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use small words and draw pictures to explain.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you're well again.  I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're  my  friend!

Send this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now  anyway. 

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help  you  move a body.

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